1. Stop
2. Swerve around it
3. Run over it
4. Back up and hit it again

2. You know he has been to a ball game with the guys instead of mowing the lawn which is on his honey do list. You then…

1. Ask him if the lawnmower is broken
2. Yell at him and tell him he takes no responsibilities for his share of the work load
3. Bludgeon him to death
4. Castrate him with the lawnmower

1. Ignore her
2. Give him a big kiss until the woman passes by
3. Ask him if he still thinks about her
4. Hit him and tell him "you’re still in love with her aren’t you, you pig!!!"

1. Tell him you are glad you don’t have to worry about that because you are so secure in your relationship with him
2. Tell him that man is a pig
3. Tell him he is a pig
4. Get the scissors

1. Be Hollywood entertainment
2. Be something to pass the time
3. Be in depth reporting
4. Get new ideas on how to get back at him for not putting the toilet seat back down

1. Is my butt to big
2. Does this make me look fat
3. Do you think she’s pretty
4. Do you want to have sex

1. Don’t speak to him for a week
2. Smell his clothes for perfume
3. Wipe the lipstick off his collar
4. Throw his clothes in the yard after you have cut them to shreds

1. Pack up your four bedroom home all the way down to the toilet paper and have moved back to Arkansas before he comes home
2. Make him breakfast and ask how his night was
3. Tell him two can play at that game and go out with him all night next time
4. Refer to (A) but leave the toilet paper

1. Sit down and rationally tell him how you feel
2. Yell at him tell him you can’t live with the velvet Elvis painting anymore, and then tell him you are leaving him
3. Leave a note and move to LA with the pool boy (Even though you don’t have a pool)
4. Tell him your mother is coming to live with us

1. Able to strangle a small animal with you bare hands
2. Able to finish an entire box of Bon Bon’s during Jerry Springer
3. Not have worked a day in your life and have leached off of everyone you know

1. Sports
2. Sport's Center
3. Can’t decide between A or B

1. Long walks in the park
2. Renting the Bridges of Madison County
3. Drinking beer and having a belching contest
4. Playing pull my finger

1. Traditional
2. Missionary
3. I screw him all the time why should I have sex

1. Tell him he doesn’t match
2. Laugh lovingly and pick something out for him to wear
3. Give him fashion advice
4. Say nothing and wait until he leaves to throw out his favorite shirt he has had for the last seven years

1. I am anal retentive
2. I am mental
3. I am not happy until I have broken him
4. I don’t have a clue in life
5. All of the above

1. I become a bitch
2. Harass him until he is miserable
3. Make him watch Beaches
4. Start an argument

1. Confess your undying love for him
2. Confess you slept with his brother
3. Use him as a flotation device

1. Ask if he is lost
2. Pull out the map to question his manhood
3. Tell him to pull over and ask a gas station attendant for directions

1. Over the top
2. Under

1. Taco Bell and movie from Blockbuster
2. Dinner at a five star restaurant and a walk on the beach

1. True
2. False

1. Yes
2. No

1. Kiss
2. Have foreplay
3. Have sex
4. Take his ATM card while he is sleeping

1. Has a mustache
2. Has a go-tee
3. Has a beard
4. Doesn’t mind your mustache

25. I wax once a week…

1. My legs
2. My Bikini line
3. My upper lip