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| BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO | ||||||||||||
| Cards to send when the relationship goes bad: | ||||||||||||
| � You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment. | ||||||||||||
| � When I met you, I thought about becoming a Satanist, but then I decided that worshipping you would give you the wrong idea about our relationship. | ||||||||||||
| � I know how to push all my wife's button?.� Now if I could only find the button marked OFF! | ||||||||||||
| � I must admit, you brought religion in my life.� I never believed in hell until I met you. | ||||||||||||
| � Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: what the F$%& was I thinking? | ||||||||||||
| � As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me. | ||||||||||||
| � They say that an attractive human body is worth a million dollars.� Look's like someone robbed your ugly ass. | ||||||||||||
| � When we were together, you always said you would die for me.� Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise. | ||||||||||||
| � I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend.� So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys. | ||||||||||||
| � I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here. | ||||||||||||
| � When we first met I was anti-abortion. I've changed my mind. | ||||||||||||