Wants and Needs of Men and Women
WANTS AND NEEDS(wontz and needz) n.
female:The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
male:Food, sex and beer.
THINGY(thing-ee) n.
female:Any part under a car's hood.
male:The Strap fastener on a woman's bra.
GLASS CEILING(glas see-ling) n.
female:The invisible barrier that Stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
male:What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female:Fully opening up one's self emotionally to an other.
male:Playing ball without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female:The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.
BUTT(but) n.
female:The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male:The organ of mooning (and flatulence).
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female:A desire to get married and raise a family.
male:Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female:A good movie, concert, play Or book.
male:Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.
FLATULENCE(flach-u-lens) n.
female:An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
male:An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female:The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male:What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female:A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.
TASTE(tayst) v.
female:Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
male:Something you must do to anything you think has Gone Seriously Bad, prior to tossing it out.
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