 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
Wants and Needs of Men and Women |
|
|
WANTS AND NEEDS(wontz and needz) n. female:The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. male:Food, sex and beer. |
|
|
THINGY(thing-ee) n. female:Any part under a car's hood. male:The Strap fastener on a woman's bra. |
|
|
GLASS CEILING(glas see-ling) n. female:The invisible barrier that Stops women from rising to the upper levels in business. male:What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up. |
|
|
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female:Fully opening up one's self emotionally to an other. male:Playing ball without a cup. |
|
|
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female:The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. |
|
|
BUTT(but) n. female:The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." male:The organ of mooning (and flatulence). |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female:A desire to get married and raise a family. male:Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. |
|
|
|
|
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female:A good movie, concert, play Or book. male:Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges. |
|
|
FLATULENCE(flach-u-lens) n. female:An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. male:An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. |
|
|
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female:The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male:What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink. |
|
|
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female:A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes. |
|
|
TASTE(tayst) v. female:Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good. male:Something you must do to anything you think has Gone Seriously Bad, prior to tossing it out. |
|