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| 1 - I'll swallow it all... I love the taste 2 - Are you sure youve had enough to drink? 3 - I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4 - Oh, come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and invite my friend Tawnee over for a threesome! 5 - If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I gonna bust! 6 - I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again? 7 - Your so sexy when your hung over. 8 - I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9 - Let's subscribe to Hustler. 10 - Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11 - Say, lets go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. 12 - I'll be out painting the house. 13 - I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too. 14 - Honey our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 15 - I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 16 - No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. 17 - Your mother did a great job raising you. 18 - Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs. 19 - I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys. It's a wonderful stress reliever. 20 - Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 21 - Not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint! 22 - Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8. 23 - You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the nightly feedings. 24 - That was a great fart! Do another one! 25 - I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you! |
| What the perfect woman would say |
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