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You could fashion something more functional out of a couple of eggboxes and some string!
-Rox re: Claire's pointless bra |
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Screw you! You raging bull-dyke!
- Samara to Leanne |
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Claire: ...the hazelnut and blue cheese crusty cob
Samara: Walnut?
Claire: Yeah, chestnut.
Samara: Eh?
Claire: Fuck! Peanut.
Samara: NO! |
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Screw you! Hippy!
- Leanne to Samara |
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Hello to you cock-nose
- All |
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Sqook-a!
- Spooky |
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Claire: You can't smoke joints in your room, it'll set off the fire alarms!
Samara: You can! You have! TWICE!!!
Claire: REALLY???
Samara: YES! |
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Pfffffffffffffffft
- Claire |
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But imagine if you really did have a cock-nose, it'd be dipping in your tea all the time.
- Samara |
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It was like all the hair on his body had migrated to his arse!
- Claire on Spanky's impossibly hairy bum. |
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Oooh! You could use that Spa voucher to get your arse waxed!
- Claire's advise to Spanky on which prize to select. |
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Bah! Fucking... BAH!!!
- Jamie |
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Who makes a phone that doesn't work, fucking piece of useless sh... oh it works now.
- Jamie |
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So how come you're First Mate?It's cos your screwin the captain, innit?!
Claire to Samara |
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How RUDE!!!!
Gail(often) |
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Samara: I'm gonna need some batteries
Gail: That's ok, I've got some durex at home.....I MEAN DURACELL!!! |
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Jamie: Dude, what am i gonna get Leanne for her birthday?
Samara: Ummmm....sherbert?socks?cat things?batteries?ooh!I know, Ann Summers vouchers!
Jamie: I'll get her the socks then |
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I am *so* motherfucking Sylvia Plath.
- Rox |
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Birmingham? That's a long way to go for a shag?
-Rox |
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Samara: You're an apprentice engineer for fuck's sake, and you can't operate a simple footpump?!
Chris: Exactly-APPRENTICE! |
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*pop*
-Gail and Samara |
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Piss off...no seriously PISS OFF!!!!
-Scary Gail! |
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Five shots of Absynth please . . . what are we doing?!
- Samara |
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CHOCOOOLATEY MOOSE!!! moose moose . . . moose moose moose!!!
- Swedish chef alla Gail |
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FUCKING BASTARD HOCKEY CLUB!!!
- Gail |
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You could knit your own tights out of that
- Rox re Claire's leg hair |
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I've got foreign coke. It says 'coca-cola light'. It's diet coke, you twats!'
- Claire |
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But I didn't grope her, she fell breast first into my hands!
- Giles RE: Rox. |
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No Roxy! I will NOT have your children!
-Samara |
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You've got ripe squishy one in the cupboard
-Jamie re: Claire's profuse mango collection |
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I dream about guys like you...and cheesecake, I dream about that a lot as well.
- Rox |
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Necrophiliac cracks open a cold one...30 seconds in the microwave and you'd never know the difference
-Jamie+Samara |
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I just can't eat 24 glass marbles in under 2 minutes...I would NOT make a good Hungry Hippo
-Rox |
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I want Derek's meat... I want it IN MY ASS!!!
- Jamie |
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Karl: You should recycle it.
Claire: It already is!
Gail: *removes hand from toilet roll*
Claire: *penny drop* EAUGH!!!
Discussion whilst mopping up beer. |
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I'll drop the speakers before I'll drop the beer.
- Gail
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I don't condone my behaviour, I just do it.
- Gail |
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