JAMIE
Good morning! Well, about me� um� that�s tricky. I don�t know me very well. Confused? You should be! And rightly so you no doubt are! Well I like black. A lot. Black is good, it is THE Best colour, it goes with everything, especially more black! Some of my clothing may not be black, but the chances of you ever seeing it are rare. Much like your chances of finding a small spam sandwich hidden in your sock in the evening when you swear it wasn�t there in the morning when you put them on.

I am a geek. Yes I am, I have no shame in admitting that, I love gadgets. Oh yes. A gadget is� what a gadget is� and that is not for you to know yet! If you don�t know, you don�t have a right to know. Does that make sense? *shrug* who knows. I like monkeys. This will become obvious if you ever talk to me. Also spooky. He is� the most amazing thing that has ever been ever. I�m a big fan of alcohol and its work, in fact you will often find me supporting the cause in some way. 

My better (and sometimes drunker) half is Sara, she will make an appearance here at some point in time. When I figure out how to add pages to this infernal page builder thing it shall be done. Yes I know I�m I self confessed geek, but hey, I use PROPER web-authoring tools so mneeeer! We are both big fans of indi comics like �Johnny the Homicidal Maniac� and �I feel sick� (this is the comic featuring spooky!) happy noodle boy is a form of evil the likes of which the world has never seen, but he just so fun!

To end with a quote, �Moooo! moooo! Im voodoo cursing you!!!�

Even more recent update: Everyone loves Jamie. He's a dude!
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