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| All 1 of a kind! No 2 are the same! Only one dollar! Modeled by Michael Ficcocelli We also have many other items for retail consumption, be they household, or any other kind of hold. Just, you know, come to the rock n' roll show. |
| T-Shirts! |
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| The album! |
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| "The Diplomats Sing 'Hemophiliac' & 8 Other Hits" Nine tracks of pure Rock N' Roll chord-bashing. One dollar. More fun than a 1986 Pontiac Sunfire. |
| Everything is a dollar. |