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Rite of Passage
What's the hamburger machine that
chops up nice kids
and turns them
into doctors that I know?
Ring, ring, ring...
"Mr. Fung, I am calling to let you know Mr. Parma from Northern Telecomm was really impressed by you during last week's interview. He decided to offer you a 16-month probational work term."
"Great, when
do I have to make up my mind?"
"The work
term starts on May 1st. You must decide by April 25, because if
you prefer to do something else, it leaves us a couple of days
to notify other people on the wait-list."
"Can I...
make... the decision... later...?" I faltered, knowing that I
wouldn't receive any news from med schools until May 1st the earliest.
It turned out that I was stuck. Once again, life became a gamble.
Eventually I turned down this $33k/year programming job in the
largest telecommunication company in Canada, a job that I knew
I would love given my passion in programming. For a week after
I made that choice, I couldn't sleep well. To much was at stake
there.
On May 1st,
I rushed to the admission's office and bugged the secretary until
she opened my file and told me, "You are in. Congratulations!"
Surprisingly, I wasn't all too ecstatic. I felt nothing but a
huge relief.
My parents
in the far East didn't get the news until I told them 2 months
later. I was sure the whole world knew about it afterwards. They
used to tell everyone: "my son went to the best highschool in
town," whereas now the punch-line would become: "my son will soon
be a doctor." Finally, I gave them something to be proud of.
The day that
we all longed for finally arrived- the first day of class. The
registration process was utterly sluggish and there was already
a huge line-up awaiting chronic latecomers like me. The situation
got worse because dentistry students also registered there. Waiting
in line, I was reunited with many friends and sure they all looked
happy. I was also glad to see my dear friend who was initially
on the wait-list but finally made it there. He was such a good
guy that if I were in the admissions, I could find little reason
to reject him. He seemed to have destined himself to become a
surgeon, although it would be a waste as he got a lot more to
offer than a good pair of hands.
I also met
an old friend who had all the makings of a competent doctor but
was missing the heart of a good doctor- for all she cared about
was money. Other than that I liked this girl very much and so
I tried, over the years, to persuade her to find a real goal in
life besides wealth. She ended up in dentistry and to my disappointment,
she had not changed at all.
Finally I reached the end of the line where two gentlemen in the finest set of clothes were standing. One could not help sensing their superiority and some arrogance, indeed, as they were easily recognized as the Deans of Medicine and Dentistry respectively. I formally introduced myself to the Dean of Medicine but I guessed by the time he met the last of the 105 students in the class, he would have forgotten who this little guy in T-shirt and blue jeans was.
"Smile, ready,
1-2-3. Voila!" A few minutes later the machine spitted out a color
ID card with my smiling face, and most importantly, with my name
and "Medicine, MDCM" printed below it. For the first time in my
life, I was ecstatic beyond description. "Look at this, man, did
I make it or what!!!"
In the afternoon,
we had our first welcoming lecture given by the Deans of Medicine
and Dentistry. McGill's dentistry ran into some financial troubles
in previous years, so it resorted to sending its students to join
the Med-I class. For the next 16 months some 30 dentistry students
would be like second-class citizens in the Med-I class where the
curriculum was designed specifically for medical students. This
meant that on the one hand, dentistry students had the privilege
to learn medicine from head to toe, but on the other hand, they
would have benefited more if they could learn in more details
the stuff they really need to know.
"Welcome to
the oldest and the best medical school in Canada. We are the oldest
and it's a fact. We are the best, because we make no mistakes
when we picked the best students- all of you here," said the Dean
with his deep, commanding voice. This ego-boosting opening speech
sent us all to the top of the world. Yes, it was just "BS", but
I'm sure everyone loved it!
"Last year
in the Med-I class, dentistry students did equally well as the
medical students. This means either that the Dean of Medicine
lied when he said they had the best students, or that we also
have the best students in dentistry," said the Dean of Dentistry
in an attempt to heighten the spirits of his students. And so
the first day of class ended after a series of formality and bureaucracy.
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