Still, some of you will phone helps say "Well my cell phone helps me out!" then I'll say "Like what?" and they'll say "Like, lots of stuff!" They don't even know why they have it.
Just look at those who drive and talk on the phone. Talking on the phone while driving is almost as dangerous as driving drunk for god's sake! You don't pay attention, you're wandering, and all the sudden, BANG, you're face first in a brick wall because you were so ethrawled with a phone conversation with your girlfirend and now you have no face! For the love of god! I even saw a old women using a cell phone the other day! I mean, she was driving bad enough as it was without having to talk on the phone!
Then there are those in schools, were all the sudden during a test, their phone goes off. Geez, they don't have the sense to turn off their phone during a test, they're not going to have the sense to do good on the test!
Next, those in Movie theaters. For the love of god! They tell you what to flurking do! It's like every five minutes on the screen they tell you to turn off pagers and cell phones, and yet there are always those few stupid ass people who don't do it, and then they're phone rings in the middle of the movie. Then the barrage of popcorn comes. Twas inevitable.
So, are Cell Phones the tools of the Devil? Those of the religious kind may say so, but not being religious myself, I say they're the tool of somthing greatly evil: The Corporate CEO!
