Having sex with your sister will result in geneticaly modified children looking something like a British citizen.
Cute kid... probably has mad cow disease.
Definately a candidate for the UK genetic sterilisation program, I mean you can't tell me you want this tosser to breed do you?.
Pick the real Inspector Plodd & win a free Pint!
Who ever designed that uniform needs to be hug drawn and quartered.
I'ts a form of British foot diease caused by lack of circulation brought on by watching to many episodes of "East Enders"
( Pathetic Pommie Soapie ).
This disease only effects inbred Pommies (about 99% of the population) and can be easily identified by the small British flags that appear topically on the skin near the toenails.
Urinating on your socks will help fix the problem and in general make you smell better because us Aussies know it's the closest any pommie is going to get to having a shower this century.
