| - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry, they'll be a mile away--and barefeet. - Always remember that you're unique.....Just like everyone else. - All that glitters has a high refractive index. - On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. - If swimming is good for your figure, how do you explain whales? - I don't suffer from stress, I'm just a carrier. - I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. - I can only please one person per day, and today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. - I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. - Where there's a will....I want to be on it. - I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that? - Back up my Hard Drive? How do I put it in Reverse? - Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - " 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't." - I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out. - Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? - Hard work has a future pay off. Laziness pays off now. - Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. - Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? - Why does your nose run and your feet smell? - If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? - Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? - Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? - Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow? - If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? - The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. - As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public school. - Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. - "Tu la` co?i phu'c, ti`nh la` da^y.....thung" quoting from my cousin, Minh Phan :-) |
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| Here are a collection of thoughts that have been forwarded to me over the years. Enjoy! |