| �������������� Psychology Voice Mail Recording - "Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline." * If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. * If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. * If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. * If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. * If you are schizophrenic, listen carefullly and the voices will tell you which number to press. * If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.����� |
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