pick-uplines

**I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
**Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
**Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
**Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
**Save a horse - ride a cowboy.
**What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
**Nice legs. What time do they open?
**I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
**You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
**Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
**If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
**Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
**If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
**Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No? Well in that case, D'ya
    wanna do lunch?
**Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
**How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
**You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
**Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
**Your chest looks a little sore. Would you like me to numb it?
**Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!
**Can I see your tan lines?
**Do you spit or swallow?
**Have you ever played leap frog naked ??
**Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
**Hi. Are you legal?
**I'm an organ donor, need anything?
**Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
**Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
**That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed
**There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
**Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
**I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
**Stand still so I can pick you up!
**Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
**Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
**Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
**So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
**You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
**When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm
    going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
**Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
**If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
**Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
**Do you want to see something swell?
**Pardon me, are you in heat?
**Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches, and it ain't floppy.
**My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
**They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
**Mama!
**Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
**Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
**Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to ask
    you to assume the position.
**Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!
**I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
**Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?