| AF5 Biographies |
| After I created the Action Force 5, I realized something was missing: bios. So here y'all go! |
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| Name: Dylan Age: 16 Dylan was an ordinary guitar-playing high-school student until a freak accident gave him great powers (Okay, he spilt grape Kool-Aid on his pants.). Now, Dylan can transform into four different, more powerful versions of himself (See here). Brave, intelligent, and a little scary at times, Dylan was chosen by Mike to lead the Action Force 5. Quote: "Hooray for Earth!" |
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| Name: Jon-Jon Age: 18 Jon-Jon is a ninja of the Blu Clan. One of the worst, he was considered a disgrace by his family and was exiled to China, where he made a living by chicken farming. By the age of 14, he had mastered the art of fowl-raising, until a sudden storm blew his chickens away. Jon-Jon went into a long period of depression, lasting until he met a wise ninja named Bon-Bon, who reminded Jon-Jon of his ninja ways. Although he claims to merely be cautious, Jon-Jon is the wimpiest member of the Action Force 5. Quote: "Ah...nothing like meditating at the mountains.". |
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| Name: Theodore Age: 21 When Theodore was born, no chimp, gorilla, or mandrill could prepare themselves for what was next. A primate with wings? They found it impossible and shunned Theodore's parents from society. After his parents died at the zoo from a freak accident involving a paper clip and Trident, Theodore was taken under Mike's wing (Get it? Ahahaha.). He is the only flying member of the Action Force 5. Quote: "It's a kid. Let's eat him." |
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| Name: Jose Age: 20 Since he was a kid growing up in southern Texas, Jose was fascinated with hydraulic walkers. Finally, his time came in the War of Uber Badness. Decorated as a war hero, Jose lead the Pixel Militia until they left him for Melrose Place. After that, he decided to defend what's right once again under Mike's wing. He was the first to recommend Dylan as leader of the Action Force 5. Quote: "Kinda sucks to be human, eh?" |
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| Name: Jimmy Age: 6 Jimmy was one of the first koopas to walk on its hind legs. He was also the stupidest. After being beat up by Mario, even outside of warfare, Bowser fired Jimmy...literally. He shot him out of a cannon. Jon-Jon raised Jimmy, which probably accounts for his subnormal intelligence. Jimmy seems to be the most injury prone member of the Action Force 5. Quote: "Ah! There's glass in my eye!" |