A long long time ago in a far away kingdom there lived a beautiful princess with skin the color of urin, lips that shamed the champagn rose, and hair that.. well it was very nice hair.
Although she was a princess, she was used as a personal slave to the Queen of the land. Every day the queen walked into her underground chamber, and talked to her mirror. She said, "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who is the horniest of them all?" After taking several prescription pills, the mirror talked back to her. And every morning for 16 years the mirror replied "You are, my queen" But this was a different day. Snow Yellow was now 16, and everyone knows that all 16 year old girls are very horny.
The queen was furious, and she called to her huntsman, and also a man she took part in a very provocative affair with a good year ago, and told him to take Snow Yellow into the forest.. AND KILL HER! The huntsman agreed, knowing that he would have a nice peice of the queen after he did what he was told to do.
The hunstman took Snow Yellow into the forest. She frolicked and played among the tripple-dockers, and maryflikkers. She was having a wonderful time, when the huntsman raised his knife to her, and was ready to kill her. She looked up at him with her large, jaundice eyes. He was instantly taken by her. "Dont kill me, please dont kill me," she begged. "I will give you all the sexual favors you ask!" And that she did.
15 days later, she left the field she and the huntsman were in. Finding it very difficult to walk properly, she decided it was time to find shelter. She found a small cottage, with seven little beds, where she fell fast asleep.
She was soon awakened by seven midgets who were all on top of her, humping her furiously. Being the rebel she is, she always found midgets incredibly arousing. They introduced themselves. Garth, Bert, Hairy, Frug, Lumpy, Walter, and Janet were there names. After several hours, the midgets agreed to let her stay, as long as she cooked, cleaned, washed the trump-lump, and became there forever endowed sex slave. She happily agreed. That night they had a lovely ceremony where they all dance and sang, and had hot sweatty midget sex.
Back at the castle, the queen knew something was wrong. The hunstman did not want to fool around. Instead, he just slept for days. She knew it was that Snow Yellow. She must have tricked him with her provocative ways. But the queen knew of Snow Yellows lesbian tendencies, and developed a plan of herselves. She would not let that little guttingal get away with this. She had to be the horniest of all the land.
One day while the midgets were at the proctitioners, the queen came to the cottage. The night before she cast an evil spell on Snow Yellows favorite orange vibrator. It would not kill her, but cause her to fall into a deep sleep. There is no way she could be horny while being asleep. The queen disguised herself as a sexy french maid, and entered the cottage.
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When the midgets came home, they saw a horrible site. Both the queen and Snow Yellow were lying unconscious on the floor, naked. Being the frisky little midgets they were, they decided they would have their way with them, and that they did. Little did they know there was poison all over the place. All seven of the midgets were cast under the Turinkiti.
Many years later, as the corpses lay rotting together, a young prince entered the house of the midgets. He saw the bodies, and instantly became very aroused. He went down and began kissing the seven midgets, the queen, and princess Snow Yellow. They all awakened, and charged the prince. Being unconscious for years made them very hungry. They ripped the prince limb from limb, and devoured his entire body raw.
The huntsman had taken over the land. Every morning he walked into his underground chamber, and talked to his mirror. He said, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the horniest of them all." After taking several shots of heroin, the mirror would reply, "Barbera walters from the hit primetime news show 20/20." The huntsman became furious... and on the story went.
The End?
Snow Yellow singing to a group of lovely doves
Snow Yellow and the dwarfs dancing to music
The dwarves working hard in their mine
The evil Queen
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