Coolioness Phrases
That Bitch Stole My Rice!... Damn
This Ice Is As Hard As A Jewish Lesbian!
I'm Not A Singer, Im A Jazz Performer
I'm Not Japanese I'm Just A Sushi-Eater
Uh Uh Uh Get Nasty!
I Like Britney Spears?
Mother, You Struck Me!?
Did I Say Something True? Oops! I Didn't Know i Couldn't Talk About SEX
You BITCH!! Don't Eat All The Strawberries... Mama Want's Some Shortcake!!
Sometimes... I Let My Cat Pee On Me...
Sometimes I pretend my cat is Barbara Walters and we discuss various current events taking place all around the world.
Sometimes... When I Am Home Alone.. I Touch Myself
Ashole Sex.... say it it's fun!
Sometimes when it gets dark at night, I pee a little in my hand and then smell it.
Raping little children? Oh come on, like you have never thought about it before?!
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still I'm still DILLY from the block!
Dont look at me like that.. it makes my nipples hard.
Tuck that tader, in the elevator!

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