Coolioness Phrases


That Bitch Stole My Rice!... Damn

This Ice Is As Hard As A Jewish Lesbian!

I'm Not A Singer, Im A Jazz Performer

I'm Not Japanese I'm Just A Sushi-Eater

Uh Uh Uh Get Nasty!

I Like Britney Spears?

Mother, You Struck Me!?

Did I Say Something True? Oops! I Didn't Know i Couldn't Talk About SEX

You BITCH!! Don't Eat All The Strawberries... Mama Want's Some Shortcake!!

Sometimes... I Let My Cat Pee On Me...

Sometimes I pretend my cat is Barbara Walters and we discuss various current events taking place all around the world.

Sometimes... When I Am Home Alone.. I Touch Myself

Ashole Sex.... say it it's fun!

Sometimes when it gets dark at night, I pee a little in my hand and then smell it.

Raping little children? Oh come on, like you have never thought about it before?!

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still I'm still DILLY from the block!

Dont look at me like that.. it makes my nipples hard.

Tuck that tader, in the elevator!



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