One time, long long ago, there lived a pretty girl named Berbella. She lived in a little town, full of little people. Because they were so small, she just could not be satisfied properly, therefor she needed to go out on her own journy to find what she wanted. As the years passed, and she turned the ripe age of 15, she discovered the horse barn on the east side of town. Being horses, they were awefully large, and satisfied her a great deal.

As people began seeing Barbella go off to the barn day after day, rumors began spreading all through the town. Barbella was very embarassed, and needed to run away from home. One night, she took her favorite horse (and largest) Mr. Ed-ward from the barn. She fastened him up with his best limpernock, and rode off into the moonlight.

The girl and the horse rode, and rode, and rode... and rode... and rode, until finally she came to a large castle. Inside she met all sorts of wonderful things. There was talking teapots, talking clocks, even a talking dish sink. It was wonderful, and reminded her of home. For when her father made her snort that sour white stuff up her nose, her sink talked to her also.

Then she saw the huge beast, with huge muscles, and fur. Being the animal she was on the inside, she instantly had great lust for this beast. She lunged forward, before even properly introducing herself, and began licking the fur on the beast's back. The beast didnt know what to do, he had never been touched by a girl before, and was very confused. He didnt want to hurt her, but the way the girl was screaming "Take me, beat me, make me bleed, I am your bitch" made him think that possibly the girl wanted to be beaten.

The beast, being very proper, made the girl stop. He told her that she shouldnt be afraid of him, and that she may have a room in the west wing. The girl begged and pleaded for the beast to F**K her brains out, but the beast continued to pat her on the back repeating "please don't be afraid, I wont hurt you."

Days went by, and then a week, and Barbella still had not been properly satisfied by the beast. It was time for her to move on to the other things in the house. Since the dish sink was awefully large, and was already equipped with water, she thought that would be the best bet. Just as she began straddling the pipe between her legs, with the hot water running, the beast walked in. His mouth dropped, and tears came to his eyes. He loved Barbella, and she must not have felt the same.. for she was having flippity-frunkers with the dish sink! What a horrid event!

Barbella ran after the beast, and appologized. For, even though he was a beast, he was the first beast who didnt want to stick it in... to break the seal... to pop the cork... to hide the sausage... to dip the stick... to feed the kittie... to write the book... to sew the quilt... to cook the rice.. well you get what I'm saying. But anyway, because the beast had proved himself to Barbella, she loved him. Her love made his looks magically faded away and he turned into a beautiful young man. The curse which had been placed on him was broken!

Barbella just stared at him a moment. He was human now? The fur was gone. The teeth were gone. The large claws, and hooves were gone. Even his knee's and chin was gone! Oh wait, no they were still there. But the animal parts of him were no longer.. animal like! This made Barbella pissed! She wanted a hot beast to F**K her brains out, not a man. She grabbed the man, and plunged his face into the hot water which was pouring out of the dish sink. She held him under until she felt his body grow limp. Then she looked back at the dish sink, which was now covered in blood and torn flesh. She wanted that dish sink... She got up, and began straddling it. And she lived happily ever after, and well satisified by the dish sink.