Aisha In Ghettoland
Once upon a time there was a ghetto fabulous girl named Aisha. She worked at the local KFC in downtown Manhattan. One day while at work, the very large white rats which always scattered across the floors were very bad. Just then a large white rat jumped into Aisha's weave. Because every night before she leaves work, she dips her weave into the deep frier, her hair was very thick and hard, therefor she didnt even feel the rat in her hair!
Suddenly the rat lept from her hair, and Aisha's weave was stuck to its claws! It quickly ran out of KFC and down the streets of Manhattan. Aisha couldnt let this happen, her real hair was much too nappy and cortunculate to let her co-workers see, especially Tyrone, dat boy wuzz fiinnnee! Aisha quickly ran out the store and after the giant white rat.
As she ran through the back alleys of Manhattan, she wasnt watching where she was going, and all of a sudden she was falling! She had accidentally walked into an open manhole and was falling down.. down.. down. The smell of the sewar and poo filled her nose. Suddenly, she realized she was falling much too long. The smell of the sewar turned into the smell of the streets back home. Suddenly, she looked below her to find a basketball court. BAM she fell on it, but she was ok.
All of a sudden she saw the white rat, GOOD SHE HAD HIM! Just then, a big and rather busty black woman ran up to the rat, picked it up, and shoved it up her vag! "WAIT WAIT WAIT" Aisha screamed, "I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST DO THAT!" The woman looked back at her, and licked her lips. "Oh honey, I think I just did" she said in a high, rather sexy voice. Aisha was so embarassed to be seen without her weave on. All of a sudden there was a loud blast of 50 cent music, and the woman was gone.
Aisha traveled over the oversized basketball court trying to find someone to talk to. Just then she came across a hypodermic deedle full of heroin. She picked it up and went to insert it into her arm, when someone yelled "STOP HOE!" she dropped the needle and spun around. It was white rapper sensation Eminem, only he had a large top hat on, and a suit. "Yo shibbay, I be da bad phatter who be you" Aisha liked dis boyz tongue, so she be like "yo dawg I be Aisha. Where be I?" Eminem looked at her and said "You be in Ghettoland bizatch, I see dat Queen of Spades got you weave, she be da baddest crack whore dis side of BK aight?" Oh no Aisha thought. The baddest crack whore? It coudnt be... for... everyone knows the baddest crack whore is... JANET RENO.. HER MOTHER!!!! Suddenly there was a sharp pain shooting up AIsha's chest, it wasnt fear, it wasnt anger... it was her need for that heroin. She gave sexual favors to the bad phatter for several hours in return for a few ounces of heroin, and was on her way.
After walking a bit farther she came across an old run down building on the side of the court, its windows were broken, and large trash bags full of crap filled the streets around it. Because it reminded Aisha much of her home, she decided she would go in and check it out. Inside there was a very large black man dressed up as a woman. "Hey honey! Welcome to Madam cheshires Brothel house of luv.
Before she knew it, Aisha was thrown into one of the back rooms with several men where she would be pleasured beyond her dreams. On the bed side were flavored condoms. As she opened and began tasting them, she felt something very strange. Suddently her booty was growing, larger and larger.. and LARGER. She needed to stop it or she would bust open her Guess jeans, and aint nobody do dat. By the condoms was flavored lube, she figured she would try that, as she put it into her mouth, her booty returned to normal size. Good!
Several hours later, after having hot sweatty, sassy, dirty, nasty, filthy....
Several hours later, she left the brothel and decided it was time to confront the Queen of Spades. Madam Cheshire showed her the way. It was a large castle made of no other but.. hair weaves! That is how the bizatch got her power!
Aisha went inside the weave palace and found the crack whore queen of spades, sitting next to... TYRONE! He was tied up to a chair! That was it, Aisha was pissed. She walked over to the queen, got all up in her face, and be like "YO! biotch what you fink you be doin wit mah MAN, Tyrone, what be you doin wit diz bizatch, dont you go be messin wit mah man ho i be all gettin up at you and all you dont be messin wit dis numba one ho!"
Just by looking at Aisha, the Queen knew dis grrl was bein fo' real so she backed up. "I respect dat, I respect dat" she said, and handed Tyrone over. Aisha walked up to him, looked deeply into his eyes, and then woke up. She was lying in a hospital bed. Next to her was Tyrone. "Yo what happen?" Aisha asked. "You were deep frying your weave as usual, and you feel into the frier, the doctor said you will be ok, but all of your skin from your head and face was sizzled off leaving you permanently hairless and scarred for life. "Dayum" Aisha said. "It's a good thing I got mah weaves and Urban Decay brand make up.
Aisha lookin FINE with Urban Decay
Tyrone lookin FINE
Madam looking FINE
The Bad Phatter lookin' FINE
The Crack Whore queen of spades... OMG ITS A BLACK JANET RENO!