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The Dilbert Character Quiz
Okay, have you ever wondered what Dilbert Character you most resemble? Are you more of a techy Dilbert, a could care less Wally, a stupid but bossy The Boss, a frustrated Alice, or a mastermind Dogbert? Grab a scrap piece of paper, and right each characters name, leaving a blank line in between to do tally marks. The characters are: Dilbert, Wally, The Boss, Alice, Dogbert. You will know to give yourself a point for each character, because if next to your answer it will tell you who to give the point under. At the end of the scoring, the character that has the most tally marks is your Dilbert character! If there's a tie, which ever one has the least amount of letters is your Dilbert character! PLEASE DON'T JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS TO GET YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER BE HONEST AND ANSWER WHAT YOU TRULY ARE.
Question 1: What type of hair do you have?
a. Bald (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Wally & The Boss)
b. Big (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Alice)
c. Lots on my legs, back, etc. (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Dogbert.)
d. Funky (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Dilbert.)
Question 2: At work you are usually....
a. Overworked (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Alice.)
b. Normal (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Dilbert.)
c. I don't work (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Dogbert.)
d. Hothead (If this is your answer give yourself one point for The Boss.)
e. Way Too Laid-Back (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Wally.)
Question 3: Your type of workspace?
a. I don't work (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Dogbert.)
b. My own private room office (If this is your answer give yourself one point for The Boss.)
c. A simple Cubicle (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Dilbert, Wally and Alice.)
Question 4: Your favorite thing at work
a. Computer & Technology (If this your answer give yourself one point for Dilbert.)
b. Coffee (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Alice.)
c. Pager (If this is your answer give yourself one point for The Boss.)
d. Annoying your boss (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Wally.)
e. I don't work (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Dogbert.)
Question 5: Your glasses are:
a. Small and circular (If this is your answer give yourself one point for Dilbert and Dogbert.)
b. Big and Geeky (If this is your answer give yourslef one point for Wally.)
c. No Glasses (If this is your answer give yourself one point for The Boss and Alice.)
Okay so tally up those scores! And hello Dilbert, Wally, Dogbert...or whoever you are! Hope you've enjoyed this quiz.
