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Border Patrol Misses Elephants and Mariachi Band Crossing Into U.S. Illegally

Republican uses animals, mariachi band to critique border security

By SARA INÉS CALDERÓN (The Brownsville Herald)

October 11, 2006 — Reports of an elephant crossing the river or people trying to smuggle an elephant across were rampant Tuesday while an elaborate political stunt was taking shape near the mouth of the Rio Grande.

It was a while later that the stunt, which was a photo shoot, was abruptly met by federal agents.

“The elephant never made landfall into Mexico, but I tell you something, he could have made 15 laps back and forth, but no one showed up,” said Raj Peter Bhakta, a former star on the NBC show “The Apprentice,” who also is a Republican candidate for the 13th District U.S. House of Representatives seat in Eastern Pennsylvania.

Three elephants, two African and an Asian, were taken out to a ranch near Boca Chica beach to perform, the 31-year-old Bhakta said.

He was in Brownsville to raise funds with friends and decided to get a first-hand look at border security while he was here, he said.

In Brownsville, he witnessed half a dozen men swim under one of the international bridges “with complete immunity” which in turn prompted him to take the immigration issue to the next level.

Bhakta decided to see if he could get an elephant accompanied by a six-piece mariachi band across the river.

According to his Web site, he is in favor of “sensible immigration reform” and supports a border fence, local law enforcement assistance with immigration laws and the use of the National Guard troops to help the U.S. Border Patrol.

“To my surprise, the band played on, the elephants splashed away, and nobody showed up,” Bhakta said of the stunt. “I’m astounded.”

The elephants came from Shrine Circuses, said James Plunkett, who produces the circus. They arrived in Brownsville on Monday and were scheduled to be on their way to Maybank on Tuesday afternoon. The elephants and the crew were at the Rio Grande for less than an hour, Plunkett said.

Plunkett said he and his crew were hired for a “photo shoot” and entered the Boca Chica beach area without any notice from the Border Patrol. However, when it became clear that the elephants were in a quarantined area, the Border Patrol alerted the U.S. Department of Agriculture, and the elephants had to be detained.

The animals needed to be sprayed for ticks.

Rumors made their way around town and back to Plunkett and his crew, he said.

“We were hearing all kinds of crazy stuff ourselves,” Plunkett said.

Someone reported to the Border Patrol that people were smuggling elephants, he said.

Bhakta was getting on a plane Tuesday afternoon shortly after the USDA released the elephants and they began their journey back to Maybank.

He said he was “staggered” by what happened on Tuesday and was planning on sharing the story with his potential constituents.

“If I can get an elephant led by a mariachi band into this country, I think Osama bin Laden could get across with all the weapons of mass destruction he could get into this country,” Bhakta said.

The mariachi band was not immediately available for comment.

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As a result of this outrage, a PROTEST is being planned outside the private residence of Secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff!

The protest will be hostile, virulent and angry, with a full measure of American fury over his dismal failure to protect our borders.

Anmerkung Dikigoros:
Es gibt Leute in Europa, die sich darüber lustig machen, daß sich einige Amerikaner über solche und ähnliche Meldungen lustig machen. Dabei hätten sie allen Grund, sich an die eigene Nase zu fassen: Während die Amerikaner sich schon über die "Invasion" einiger arbeitswilliger, aber ansonsten harmloser Mexikaner aufregen - die eigentlich bloß in das Land ihrer Väter zurück kehren wollen -, und dafür gar Elefanten (und den völlig unpassenden Vergleich mit Ibn Lādin) bemühen wie einst die Römer den Ruf "Hannibal ante portas [Hannibal vor den Toren]!"), lassen die Europäer es zu, daß sich vor ihren Toren, von den Kanaren bis Lampedusa, eine Invasion nichtsnutziger, gewaltbereiter Immigranten aus Afrika sammelt, welche die Germanen der Völkerwanderung des 4. nachchristlichen Jahrhunderts zahlenmäßig weit übertreffen dürften. Und denen treten sie nicht etwa mit einer auch noch so schwachen "border patrol" entgegen, sondern nehmen sie mit offenen Armen auf und füttern sie auch noch von Steuergeldern durch wie die sprichwörtliche Natter an ihrer Brust - wohl wissend, daß die nie wieder freiwillig gehen werden. Und - noch - zieht niemand die Toren und Politverbrecher, die dies zulassen, zur Verantwortung. Und - noch - tut niemand, was ein weit voraus schauender finnisch-sächsischer Schriftsteller schon vor Jahrzehnten zu tun empfahl.

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