this site is aimed at the car mad teen who like's to build but don't have the

money or the shit load of skills to build there favorite car's. i here by declare

this site our shrine (for i also fit into the above catagory)

i wan't to provide practical tip's that any one can do when buliding there car

okay nuf of the sad ass intro okay. me and a couple of my questionable friends have decided to build a car it's

gonna be under £150 do about 70mph look too gooood and be RWD. now scnce we all on probation we can't steal

this rocket (!) after beating up my other side i have come up with the cheapest most dangerous ,but most likely to

succeed plan

now it's my turn to shine , okay this is the best design i've ever had to think up it's go's like this ,

first scan the local newspaperfor a cheap FWD car (fiesta good, nova better,) check to make sure the

engine sound's not to tappete (no loud clonking sound's either) then critise everthing else about the car

(rusty body work or scratch's or crash damage)panel's don't matter we won't need them. but you do need

engine 4 wheels and the transmission.then hand over 50 quid

now then after avoiding the cop's all the way home take you biggest's chainsaw and axe seperate the entire front end

form your chosen car (makeing sure you don't damage the steering column cable's electric's and gear change linkage)

then remove external body work that you don't need (wing's and grate's). so now you should have a engine surounded

by a piece of the chassie that the engine was bolted to in the first place. Take said chainsaw and cut a hole in boot just in front of

where the rear axle was take entire car and plant on top of the engine weld in the chassis that came away with the engine use what

was the rear axle as extra support .now all you gotta do is name it , after a good song like demonoid phenomenon(Rob Zombie) or

Redline Whiteline

okay now you have a shell with no back seat's and room for two boot's what you just did was the easy part next bit is the front suspension

(note to other half YOU GOTTA HAVE FRONT WHEELS TO CALL IT A CAR YOU DUMB F**K*R) there are alot of way's to do

the job one way to make everthing (that is four wishbones somewhere to mount them suspension joints steering assembly and that bit that

you mount the wheels brakes and steering arms on) if you go this way you must make it all totally straight or you could just

find two jacks pick a suitable rear wheel drive car in a quite location at about 3 in the morning, lift said car unbolt everthing u need and

R.L.A.M.F!!!(Run Like A Mother Fucker or just visit your nearist junk yard and haggle)

NEXT MORNING: i don't know where they came from and there covered in road shit so with a little cleaning i go to the shell of our

donor car bolt in the suspension where the old suspension used to go and with a little playing about figure where the bit's go and do

lot's of welding. connect brakes fix the steering and win the bet you had with your dad

blow the money from the bet all on alcohol (all 6 pound's worth)(four litres of devils bit 6% cheap cider)set fire to the car and buy your self a good

motor cycle.

Moral of the story : car's are expensive slow and shit . bike's are fast they wheelie do burnout's are cheaper and are defintely sexier then a ford fiesta.

and i can score more