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| March 1st, 2005 - Ok, so I've been a little busy lately. Today marks a fairly significant date in the history of www.michaelmoorejr.com, as today I'm going to place a couple of buttons on my website which will enable you to pay me money. HOW GREAT IS THAT??? Since I currently don't have anything of real value to offer, at least as far as tangible items that you can hold in your hand and not think that they suck go, I will instead be offering my services to you as a writer. For the introductory rate of US$7.95 for a short story, and US$12.95 for a well-researched essay, you can have your very own, carefully hand-crafted composition, fresh from the mind of Michael Moore Jr. For a limited time only I will also be offering personalized, paragraph-length essays for the ridiculously low price of US$1.95. All of my services include your own choice of topic and format. How sweet is that? After filling out your payment information just tell me the subject with which you most deeply desire to be regaled, and that's it! Your story will be mailed within 5-10 business days. Any unusual requests such as, "Can you refer to me as 'Spanky-Muffin' throughout the story?", or "Can you include MLA formatted citations with my paper?" should be EMAILED to me by clicking on one of my many MAILTO: links. Other than the paragraph-length essays, average story length will be 3-5 pages, unless I'm feeling particularly generous or verbose, and then it might run to as much as 6-10 pages. If you have a specific length requirement, feel free to EMAIL that to me as well, and we'll see what we can work out. If you're not sure whether you want a short story or essay, EMAIL me your specifications first. Unless specifically agreed upon beforehand, all stories will fall within the aforementioned number of pages. A nominal shipping fee of US$.50 (that's fifty cents to those of you who might have missed the decimal) and sales tax (MD residents only) apply to each purchase. Shipping is limited to addresses within the continental United States. All others should use email as their delivery method. The field with which to do this is at the end of the payment process. Legal disclaimer: All stories produced by www.michaelmoorejr.com are for entertainment purposes only; therefore, www.michaelmoorejr.com does not retain any liability for their factual content. Any use of said stories in anything other than strict accordance with the laws of the great United States of America, may make you feel awfully guilty, and could ultimately lead to public humiliation and disgrace. Don't forget, the deepest pits of hell are filled with well-intentioned plagiarists. We at www.michaelmoorejr.com reserve the right to refuse any requests and may refund any moneys paid within 60 days. With that out of the way, I have only one question for you. What are you waiting for? Let the regalement BEGIN! | |||||||||
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