Kieran




	Why Kieran Culkin Should star in every movie made from now on. Kieran Culkin is an actor...You may remember him from such great films as "The Cider House Rules," "The Mighty," "The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys," and "Igby Goes down." If you do not....here is a picture that may jog your memory.


		Now, the reason for this conclusion is that I am tired of seeing the guy from Smallville everywhere. Who the hell decided he should be in movies? He's in everything! Annoying! Kieran is someone you don't see too often, and who is a great actor. In his interviews he sounds less like a cocky child star (He's 23) and more like a nervous fifteen year old. I like that. He also doesn't make dry comments about aspirations to direct. This is lovely. I'm so sick of actors thinking they can direct. Unless they are Burr Steers. Beisides the breath of fresh air in scenery and interviews, we would be completely at the mercy of Kieran's taste in scripts. I'll forgive him for "She's all That," I mean, you gotta pay rent somehow. But now that he has seen the wonderous good


writing that Igby provided, we can probably guaruntee there won't be another train wreck like "White Chicks." The most important reason Kieran should star in all movies is because then I could keep tabs on who he's dating....that way I will be able to best decide how to break them up and win over the coolest facial stucture in young Hollywood. I'm not shallow...I was raised in America.

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