The Science of Femenisim...Explained!
For many years now femenists have been trying their hardest to rob me and my fellow lazy type females of our birthright to not go to work.  This is not my issue with femenists.  My issue is that they try to put on a front that is something to the effect of "We need to band together, sisters all, to fight for equality!"  This is all fine and great except for one little thing.  Women hate each other.  We are biologically programmed to hate our rivals and do.  The minute a man steps into the picture we'll see how much sisterly love  we feel. 

The only good femenist is a lesbian femenist.  They alone are free from the painful irony of putting our men first.  Women claim to want equality...and yet they expect their men to kill spiders, tell them want they want to hear in reguards to any inqueries about their physical appearance in slutty clothes, and be able to interupt the men in their activities no matter what.   What, may I ask, would a guy do to another guy if he turned off his video game system in the middle of a fake NCAA playoff starring the animated rivals of his college?  Throw a punch.  What about if a girl does it?  Well, you're really pissed and probably yell, then she acts either vulnerable and sad or surly and mad until the man ends up appologizing to HER! Where is the equality?  You want to be punched over a videogame?

In my sex-ed class we got to watch a film on femenism.  It featured many interviews with phsycologists and femenists.  One in particular stands out to me.  She was about 72 at the time the film was made, white curly hair....heavyset and wearing a big floppy hat.....Red hat society style.   She was all angry about inequality of the standards to become a firefighter.  As a result of her (and other feme-nazis like her) the new firefighters are trained to drag the vistims out of the house instead of carry them.  The Fireman's Carry is no more.  I quote the dear old lady: "I'd rather be dragged out of the house by a woman, than carried by a man." Hmm....would I rather be dragged through a burning house?  Or carried by a big strong firemen.....ooooh......tough.....I'll have to sleep on it.  Bottom line....if you can't do the job, don't apply.  Oh, and for God's sake, wear a bra.  It's not just for a man's benefit that we wear them...women don't want to see you all jiggly down by your belly button either.

I truely do believe that women are inherently evil.  We are malicious, lying creatures, who  will never be saticfied....then we will bitch about you even trying.  I see these things in myself and hate them.  No woman is spared from the mannerisims that make us the weaker sex.  When you are so prone to cheat, lie, and make life hell for those around you you need to be governed.  This is why femenisim should rot.  If you don't share the view....get back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
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