As I was saying, our next guest, my woman, Kari. What did you find my angel?
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| Hi, Seraphimon couldn't make it today, that's why I'm gonna take her place and take the spotlight which she very well deserved. Oh yeah, don't mind the big wiggling bag here, it's not Seraphimon, I did not assassinate her to get to be the interviewer. ::Big grey bag wiggles and screams muffled "I'm here" noises so he kicks it and it rolls down the street:: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dai? Are we gonna start yet? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hmm? Oh yeah! Shut up Cody, don't tell me how to do my job! Anyways, we, the digidestined, told Izzy that we brought out the bug spray on Tentomon, so he rushed to digiworld, and we took a peek at his computer, what did you find Cody? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Well, being the curious kid that I am, I looked in Izzy's private files, called "Koushiro's Kabnit". I have to tell him to make more original names. Anyway, there, I saw plans to take over the world and a file that had the whole internet in it! The plans said to delete the internet, and while the world' in turmoil, take over it. Pure genious, just pure genious. Evil genious that is! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Thanks for telling us, and now to TM So, what did you find TP? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Well Davis, I found something that any man would die for, nude pics of Mimi! Then there were nude pics of Sora in the recycle bin. I printed some of em' off! Wanna see? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Woah TM ::oggles at Mimi, sees Sora, barfs, and oggles at Mimi again::I wanna peek! What was I on when I said it's bad to look at other people's personal files! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| ::Rips up Sora, takes back Mimi pics and runs away laughing::They're mine! They're mine! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Damn! I wanted those, but I got away with one! Mwuhahahaha! ::oggles some more at laughes:: As I was saying, our next guest, my woman, Kari. What did you find my angel? |
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| Don't call me "your woman" goggle head! Now, sit, and I might answer you, come on, sit, yeah boy, sit! That's a good boy! ::Rubs Davis:: head like dog:: Yesh, now, I looked on Izzy's computer, and found a check book account of 2 million dollars. WHen I asked him for 10 bucks he said he was broke, when I see that little twit, I'm gonna pull his eyeballs out and make him eat em' for dinner! Well, actually, that's too messy, I'll make you do it gogglehead! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Yes Kari dear. If I see Izzy, I'll make him pull my pants off and I'll eat his eyes! Anything for you! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Woah, Davis, do you have a hearing problem? Maybe I shouldn't give you anymore premium brand dog food! Oh well, your loss! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Bye my love...anyways, now to the big haired buffoon himself...TAI!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Shut up you dang wannabe! I'm not a big haired buffoon, I'm a big haired....I'm Tai Kamiya. Anyway, I found skimatics of my hair on Izzy's computer. The blueprints showed a little ball of fluff right shmack dab in the centre!, I thought it was some kind of nest. So, I really checked way into my hair, and whatdya know, a family of chipmunks, trained to obey Izzy, living about a meter inside my hair! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Really? ::pokes finger into Tai's hair, screams pulls out finger and there's a rabid chipmunk with "I obey Izzy" on it's chest biting him. Flings chipmunk into the air and continues with report::Tell Izzy I killed his little monstrosity! Now, last, but not least, Ken "hard to spell last name" the rocket! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hi folks! Seraphimon couldn't find a little blinking Ken head so I came to do his job! Well, I checked out Izzy's computer, looked at Mimi porno, wondered why I was dating the Sora hag, and found something so bizzarre, so scary so.... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Couldn't find a little blinking Ken head? Oh yeah...I know...but anyways, what did ya find you blonde haired fan girl magnet? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hey, at least I get girls you dumbass! Well, I found....poems about Yolei. I saw lovey dovey poems, screamed, had a heart attack, beat up on Tai again, let TK steal some more baseball cards cuz I'm and idiot, oggled at somemore Mimi pics, broke up wit Sora, and had another heart attack. I think you would too, I mean, someone has a crush on Yolei, I mean, I never thought it was possible! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| ::Has heart attack:: My, my! I'm sure we all learned something about Izzy today, right! Now, camera guy Joe, this is Davis signing- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Davis you ass! ou killed Jojo, Tai told me, I'm gonna kill you you no good piss freak! You didn't bug spray Tentomon, though I wanted you too. You looked at my private stash of Mimi pics! I'll kill you like you killed Jojo! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Cut the tape before hte crazy computer genious gets you Joe! JOE!!! NO!!! THIS IS GOING TO MAKING THE RATINGS DROP! It's live you blue haired bum. Your a doctor, can't you do CPR to yourself? Uh oh! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| ::Loud screaming can be heard until Izzy gets up and advances on Davis:: Oh...my back. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Can't we talk this over, I mean, goggle boy to computer genious! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Hey! Seraphimon finally found my head! Woah, Izzy, what happened to Joe and that camera?mera? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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