ANYTHING BUT A ROMANCE FIC
By Digimon Caisleán

Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon. I write for fun!
This is set in 02 one Saturday afternoon in the park.

Author- Ok people. I need some ideas for a fanfic. I've completely ran out of ideas!
Kari- Well that's a relief. I can't stand all these fanfics there's to many of them!
Author- I heard that!
Tai- How about one that I get to defeat Myotismon and all the dark masters all at once on my own!
Matt- Yeah, like that could happen!
Sora- That's why they call it fanfiction
Tai- Hey, you don't believe I can do it?
All- No!!!
*Tai folds his arms and turns away*
Author- Come on people I need some practical and original ideas!
Izzy- How about one on the commendable parsimony in locale of the complex digital world?
*Everybody looks confused and turns away*
Author- Yeah I think I'll save that for later. I was looking for more along the lines of a romance one
*Everybody sweat drops*
Kari- No way if I see another Kari and TK fanfic
TK- Hey Kari??
*Kari and TK look at each other and blush*
Mimi- Oh how sweet their blushing!
TK & Kari- AHHH we are not
Mimi- How about a fanfic about me going to the mall that's always fun!~
Author- What? Who would read a fanfic like that?
Mimi- Well I would
Tai- Typical
*Mimi glares at Tai*
Author- Look Mimi I want to write a romance one
Davis- I've got the perfect one
Author- What?
Davis- Kari confessing her undying love to me!
Kari- AHHH
Author- Never going to happen
Davis- Well at least its original 
Joe- He does have a point 
TK- Yeah but it's not practical
*Everyone stares at TK*
TK- I mean...eh...well
*TK blushes and Davis starts laughing at him*
Author- Shut up Davis or I'll put you in a lemon fic with TK!
Davis- Ok ok I'll shut up!
Matt- I know how about a fic about the most beautifulest girl in the school chasing after me!
Mimi- That means it would be me
*All sweat drop*
Matt- No it wouldn't 
*Mimi gives him a deadly look, Matt looks worried*
Sora- If looks could kill!
*All laugh except for Mimi and Matt*
Author- I know! How about one about Yolei and Izzy. They can meet in a chatroom on the internet and decide to meet up and then they'd get a big shock when they find out who they were really talking to!
Yolei- What? No way
Izzy- Diddo there's no way I'd let you write a fanfic like that
Matt- You can't think of any good stories can you? *Starts laughing*
Author- Watch it Blondie or I'll put you in a lemon fic with Jun
*Matt gets really worried*
Matt- You wouldn't
Author- Oh I would. It might just be the thing to do to get over this writer's block
Davis- Hey where's Kari and TS?
*Sora whispers to Mimi*
Sora- I bet I know what they're doing!
*Mimi laughs*
Tai- Hey what do you mean by that?
Author- Don't worry Tai they just went of to play donkey madness. Yeah that's right!
*All sweat drop except for Tai and Davis who don't have a clue*
Tai- Yeah well that TK better know how to control his...Well...Erm...
*Everybody looks at Tai*
Tai- Well if he's as bad as Matt
*Everybody looks at Matt. He sweat drops*
Matt- What?
Author- Ok that's it this is getting us nowhere. I'll put TK and Kari in a fic with another couple.
Tai- It better not be a lemon
Davis- Yeah!
*Author says lowly*
Author- It's now like they're not already at it.
Tai- What was that?
Author- Eh...Nothing nothing
*Author laughs nervously*
Cody- Who's the other couple?
Author- Glad you asked Cody, well it's Tai and Sora
Tai- What? I don't fancy her!
Author- Yeah right!
Tai- What's that suppose to mean?
Author- What was all that about back in the digital world when you cried when you couldn't save her and when you started to flirt with her saying " The crest of love is perfect for you!"
*Tai and Sora go red*
Author- AHH see you do like each other you're blushing!
Sora- Oh would you please just...
Tai- Come on Sora lets get out of here while we still can
Sora- Sure
*They smile at each other and leave*
Author- Yeah sure I swear you two don't like each other!
*Author turns to Mimi and Joe who are talking to each other*
Mimi & Joe- Uh oh
Author- So how about a fanfic about you two?
Mimi- Will it involve shopping?
Author- No Mimi
Joe- No way
Author- Come on Joe admit it you like her
*He starts to blush*
Joe- No I don't
Author- Mimi you do like Joe don't you?
*Mimi starts to blush*
Mimi- What? No! What makes you think that?
Author- Look all I'm saying is the dark master episodes don't lie!
Joe- Hey Mimi don't you have that thing that you need help with?
Mimi- What thing?
Joe- You know THAT THING!
Mimi- Oh right yeah that thing come on
*Joe and Mimi rush away*
Author- Well I don't think they could be more obvious!
Davis- Obvious about what?
Author- Oh never mind! Ok now who's next?
Cody- Oh God look at the time I'm going to be late for Kendo practice see ya!
*Cody legs it*
Author- But you don't have practices on Saturdays. Oh he's gone
Yolei- That reminds me I have to em...Wash my hair yeah. Catch you later!
*Yolei runs away*
Davis- I'm going to find Kari and TP. I bet I could kick TP's ass at donkey madness!
Author- Yeah you just keep telling yourself that!
*Davis goes*
Author so what's your excuse Izzy?
Izzy- Oh well you see I have a lot of homework to do. I better get started see ya!
Author- Bye
*Izzy goes*
Author- You're not going to leave is well Matt are you?
Matt- Of course not!
Author- Well I'm back to square one while they're all running around doing...Well... Erm...Stuff I'm stuck here doing all the hard work! Hey I just came up with the best fanfic idea! Prodigious!
Matt- Hey babe?
Author- Yeah?
Matt- Why don't you write the fanfic later and we can go have some fun?
Author- Yeah sure!

THE END: I hope you liked this story it's my second fic! I wrote it while I was home from school in bed sick with a cold! Please review! Thanks :)  To check out my other fics and lots of cool Digimon stuff go to my site: www.geocities.com/digimoncaislean