The Exorcist

The Exorcist

 

Oh God, how could I write this??? Oh well, you know in some of my fics, Tai’s conscience has a part: annoying our fave 01 goggle boy. So in this one, we’re gonna try and get rid of it... Oh, and just read. Pikachu now wants to go as Gus Gus. So?

 

GUS GUS: ::high pitched little kid voice:: She doesn’t own anything that isn’t hers, especially her sister’s dead goldfish. But she doesn’t own Digimon either because it isn’t hers.

 

Yeah, sure whatever...

 

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“So you’ve had it of your conscience?”

 

“Yeah, it keeps on bugging me, annoying me, you know?”

 

“No I don’t. I’m not crazy.”

 

“Anyway, it won’t leave.”

 

“You have a dumb conscience.”

 

“Tell me about it...”

 

“Yeah, I mean, who’d stay with a dumbass jock like you? I wouldn’t. I’d go bug Ken so that his intelligence rubs off on me...”

 

“HEY! I think. Yeah. HEY!!”

 

“... Besides, aren’t you supposed to get along?”

 

“Yeah, but this is *his* idea of getting along. He asked if we could try, and now he won’t go back to my way.”

 

“Why did you accept in the first place?”

 

“Because he threatened to cut my hair.”

 

“You dumbass, a conscience is inconsistent, it can’t cut your hair.”

 

“Yeah, well I didn’t know that until now.”

 

“We have a lot of work to do.”

 

“Why?”

 

“Forget it, Mr. Yagami, prepare for your séance of exorcism tomorrow.”

 

“Uh Kari?”

 

“Yeah?”

 

“Quit freaking me out and call me Tai, you’re my sister.”

 

“Okay Tai, you’re my sister.”

 

“HEY!! Oh wait, I get it! Ha ha veeeeeeeery funny.”

 

“See you then Tai...”

 

 

The next day

 

Tai was laying on the couch, Matt was lighting candles, TK was closing doors, windows and curtains and switching off any artificial and natural source of lighting and Kari was going through a huge dusty book at the speed of light. TK was also blowing out candles to annoy Matt.

 

Suddenly Kari slammed the book closed, a cloud of dust thrown out, making Tai cough.

 

“Are we ready?” she asked.

 

“We *would* be if *someone* wouldn’t blow out the candles.” Matt said, glaring at TK who smiled innocently.

 

“You mean we aren’t ready? TK quit blowing out the candles, you can blow me after if you’re good, Matt get a move on and light those candles!”

 

TK didn’t move or anything and actually helped Matt light the candles.

 

Then Kari took a glass.

 

“Holy water, do your stuff!”

 

She dipped her fingers in the transparent liquid and sprinkled it on Tai’s face. At the contact of the water, Tai yelled in pain.

 

“It burns!!!” he yelled, holding his face.

 

Matt took the glass from Kari’s hands and sniffed it.

 

“Ooops, that’s my glass of vodka...”

 

“Aaaah, it can’t be *that* bad!” Kari exclaimed.

 

Tai went quiet all of a sudden.

 

“I’m free! He’s gone!”

 

“IT WORKED? YAY I AM INVINCIBLE (A/N: this only works if you do it à la Boris in Golden Eye, you know with James Bond?)!!!!!!” Kari yelled.

 

“Are you okay Tai?” Matt asked concerned.

 

“Yeah I’m fine.”

 

Tai went off to his room, while TK dragged Kari off looking *very* horny. Matt just sat down on the couch and finished off his vodka while watching TV.

 

 

The End. Or is it really?

 

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So, how bad was it, seriously... I *still* can’t believe I wrote this... Oh well, read and review please?

 

Until next time people...

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