Oh God, how
could I write this??? Oh well, you know in some of my fics, Tai’s conscience
has a part: annoying our fave 01 goggle boy. So in this one, we’re gonna try
and get rid of it... Oh, and just read. Pikachu now wants to go as Gus Gus. So?
GUS GUS:
::high pitched little kid voice:: She doesn’t own anything that isn’t hers,
especially her sister’s dead goldfish. But she doesn’t own Digimon either
because it isn’t hers.
Yeah, sure
whatever...
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“So you’ve
had it of your conscience?”
“Yeah, it
keeps on bugging me, annoying me, you know?”
“No I
don’t. I’m not crazy.”
“Anyway, it
won’t leave.”
“You have a
dumb conscience.”
“Tell me
about it...”
“Yeah, I
mean, who’d stay with a dumbass jock like you? I wouldn’t. I’d go bug Ken so
that his intelligence rubs off on me...”
“HEY! I
think. Yeah. HEY!!”
“...
Besides, aren’t you supposed to get along?”
“Yeah, but
this is *his* idea of getting along. He asked if we could try, and now he won’t
go back to my way.”
“Why did
you accept in the first place?”
“Because he
threatened to cut my hair.”
“You
dumbass, a conscience is inconsistent, it can’t cut your hair.”
“Yeah, well
I didn’t know that until now.”
“We have a
lot of work to do.”
“Why?”
“Forget it,
Mr. Yagami, prepare for your séance of exorcism tomorrow.”
“Uh Kari?”
“Yeah?”
“Quit
freaking me out and call me Tai, you’re my sister.”
“Okay Tai,
you’re my sister.”
“HEY!! Oh
wait, I get it! Ha ha veeeeeeeery funny.”
“See you
then Tai...”
Tai was
laying on the couch, Matt was lighting candles, TK was closing doors, windows
and curtains and switching off any artificial and natural source of lighting
and Kari was going through a huge dusty book at the speed of light. TK was also
blowing out candles to annoy Matt.
Suddenly
Kari slammed the book closed, a cloud of dust thrown out, making Tai cough.
“Are we
ready?” she asked.
“We *would*
be if *someone* wouldn’t blow out the candles.” Matt said, glaring at TK who
smiled innocently.
“You mean
we aren’t ready? TK quit blowing out the candles, you can blow me after if
you’re good, Matt get a move on and light those candles!”
TK didn’t
move or anything and actually helped Matt light the candles.
Then Kari
took a glass.
“Holy
water, do your stuff!”
She dipped
her fingers in the transparent liquid and sprinkled it on Tai’s face. At the
contact of the water, Tai yelled in pain.
“It
burns!!!” he yelled, holding his face.
Matt took
the glass from Kari’s hands and sniffed it.
“Ooops,
that’s my glass of vodka...”
“Aaaah, it
can’t be *that* bad!” Kari exclaimed.
Tai went
quiet all of a sudden.
“I’m free!
He’s gone!”
“IT WORKED?
YAY I AM INVINCIBLE (A/N: this only works if you do it à la Boris in Golden
Eye, you know with James Bond?)!!!!!!” Kari
yelled.
“Are you
okay Tai?” Matt asked concerned.
“Yeah I’m
fine.”
Tai went
off to his room, while TK dragged Kari off looking *very* horny. Matt just sat
down on the couch and finished off his vodka while watching TV.
The End. Or is it really?
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So, how bad
was it, seriously... I *still* can’t believe I wrote this... Oh well, read and
review please?
Until next time people...