This is a really good one!!!
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Subject: hell yah


  LADIES, THIS WILL MAKE YOUR DAY...
         ... MEN JUST READ IT 

  He said, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it". 
  She said, "You wear pants don't you"? 

  He said, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you"? 
  She said, "Turn sideways &look in the mirror"! 

  On a wall in a ladies room, "My husband follows me Everywhere. 
  Written just below it said, "I do not." 

  Why did the man cross the road? 
  He heard the chicken was easy. 

  How does a man show that he is planning for the future? 
  He buys two cases of beer. 

  What is the difference between men &government bonds? 
  The government bonds mature !

  Why are blonde jokes so short? 
  So men can remember them. 

  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? 
  We don't know; it has never happened. 

  What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? 
  A widow. 

  Why are married women heavier than single women? 
  Single women come home, see what's in the fridge &go to bed. 
  Married women come home, see what's in the bed &go to the fridge. 

  Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful? 
  God says: "So you would love her." 
  "But God," the man says. "Why did you make her so dumb?" 
  God says: "So she would love you." 

  SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS 
  A LAUGH &TO GUYS THAT CAN HANDLE IT !