| I first met my good old pal Richard outside a house in Birkhill Crescent on Sunday the 11th of November 2001. He became great friends with me and Roebuck but sadly just a few weeks later he was kidnapped by an unknown organization who sent a ransom note claiming 5 pounds for his safe return. Obviously I said, 'Stuff that', so within another few days poor Richard was found by Roebuck snapped into a couple of pieces and forced into a bin within the Bo'ness Academy area. Police investigators questioned Fred Robinson about the kidnapping and later found that the murderer himself was one 'Kenny Orr', now serving his time in prison watching televison and being given other great luxuries paid by our taxes. |
