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| This page will contain not just funny quotes from random Bo'nessian scumbags, but any weird statements these people make. |
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| 'Manchester United is a London based football team.' |
| David Roebuck's Quotes:- |
| 'All Germans are Jewish though...' |
| 'I can't find the corner on the DVD...' |
| 'Afghanistan is so a capitalist country!!' |
| 'I am better than any of you!!' |
| Dr. Mark Finnie's Quotes:- |
| 'The internet helped the allies win World War II.' |
| Nate Dogg's Quotes:- |
| 'I hate blacks.....and yellows!!' |
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| My Quotes:- |
| 'All people in the far east are Chinks.' |
| 'What's a cheese roll?' |
| HOPEFULLY NO MORE TO COME...... |
| I will update this page as soon as I recall more ridiculous comments. |
| Other Bo'nessian Scumbags' Quotes:- |
| 'Yeah I downloaded a voodoo 2 graphics card off the net...' |
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| 'Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!!' |
| Mrs Milne |
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| 'Frank Heggie drives a Ford Celica.' |
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| 'Clint Eastwood used to be in Blur.' |
| Greig Taylor |
| 'Clint Eastwood isn't very famous.' |
| Pinkham's Quotes:- |
| 'You used to get monkeys abroad.' |
| 'A'm Pished!' |
| 'I just seen an invisible guy!' |
| 'There's a room in every bedroom.' |
| 'Why did they build a school in the middle of a warzone?' |
| 'I've never been to Spain, I've only been to Majorca.' |
| 'It takes five hours to fly to Italy.' |
| 'I like a good mouthful of froth.' |
| 'Pizza's are American.' |
| Baba |
| 'Boxers can't wear contact lenses incase they get punched in the eye.' |
| 'I'd rather break the ass.' |
| Neil McCann's Quotes:- |
| 'I don't have any trousers.' |
| 'I need something to poke with!' |
| 'I can take it!' |
| 'People with no legs can still jump.' |
| 'I can come like this all night.' |
| MORE TO COME...... |
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| 'Twenty four hours isn't a day!' |
| 'You can't get worse than perfection.' |
| 'Salt is gay.' |
| 'Jesus would be five thousand years old if he was alive.' |
| 'Golden Virginia tobacco is grown in Belgium' |
| 'I drink tea to wake me up in the morning.' |
| 'Move! I can't hear the radio 'cause you're in the way!' |
| 'A'm sexy!' |
| 'I'm not interested in wumin!' |
| 'I hate white people.' |
| 'I just got bummed.' |
| Wacky |
| 'Who is Mr T?' |
| Sangy |
| 'Most of these Peugots will be French.' |
| Joe |
| 'Defend my arse!!' |
| 'I like to picture women bald before I judge their looks.' |
| Baba |
| 'We were getting tired of being bummed so...' |
| 'Looks like you're getting fingered next Alan.' |
| Mr Bird |
| 'Someone better call 999 'cause something tragic is about to happen to you.' |
| 'There are too many blacks in here!' |
| 'Shut up! I'm dreaming of a stripper.' |
| 'You can't catch me! I'm a Pixie!' |
| Fred |
| 'Oh Jupiter!' |
| Fred |
| 'Nate are you prepared to give it to me? |
| 'I didn't know you got fiesta estates...' |
| 'I stopped at the red lights and someone was up my backside.' |
| 'Cuba isn't in the Carribean.' |
| 'The Arc De Triumph is a castle.' |
| 'This rain is really wet.' |
| Fred |
| 'So the Irish potato famine wasn't recent then?' |
| 'Emergency phone numbers have to be written down for deaf people.' |