| Who would win in a fight out of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? |
| ...And now perhaps my most hard hitting and controversial piece... |
| This is a really difficult question, so I've decided to do what I did with Shaft and the Fonze only better. I feel there is only one way to find this out who is the most badass out of the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, that is a knock out system with each turtle being drawn against another. The winner from each match will fight in a final to then crown the most badass turtle. Before I start the fights I thought I'd run down the fighters....entertainments sake. |
Name : Leonardo Height : 5 "2 Weight : 180lbs Weapon of Choice: Katanas (sword) Colour : Blue The (so called) leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles. The safe money is probably riding with him as he is the bookies favorite. He's wearing the blue and has the Katanas as his weapon; these are fairly good and could cause a lot of damage. He is the supposed wisest of the turtles but I'm skeptical and believe he's all hype, all mouth, no action if you get my meaning. I don't like him, he pisses me off. Leader? He's a pussy, noting more than a butt munch for Splinter. "Hey you guys, Splinter is right" shut up, he's a damn fool. Odds 3-5 (Favorite) Name : Donatello Height : 5 "2 Weight : 180lbs Weapon of Choice : Bo/Staff (looks like a stick with a bandage on to me) Colour : Purple Smartass, this dude spends all his time inventing stuff and developing weapons of mass destruction to use against the Shredder. This could let him down as he's nothing without his beloved gizmos. Well tough luck buddy, no computer shit here, its bare knuckle and it's hardcore and there's no zappers of any kind. Strange how the supposed genius of the group has the most primitive weapon, a stick.....bet the foot soldiers were shittin themselves when he started waving a plank about....bravo. He wears purple, questionable sexuality (purple is a gay colour. Not opinion....fact.) but he has good odds. Probably under estimated. Odds 4-1 Name : Michelangelo Height : 5 "2 Weight : 180lbs Weapon of Choice : Nunchaku Colour : Orange Punk, Damn punk. What the hell was the obvious stoner on about? I wouldn't put a penny on him; drugs have slowed his reactions to that of a sedated snail, not a good bet. Because for this he need to be on top of his game. I mean, I don't rule him out completely, oh no. If he can stop toking and that "Cow-a-bunga" bullshit he would have a fighting chance, but the way Smokey the bear is goin....he ain't got a hope in hell. On the other hand he has arguably the best weapon and so if he could get his act together he could do well.....nah, dirty stoner. Dressed in orange he looks "Totally Bo-day-sious!!". Odds 12 -1 Name : Raphael Height : 5"3 Weight : 190lbs Weapon of choice : Rai Colour : Red Badass, simple ass. He wasn't the smartest, wisest or coolest but he'd whoop your ass in a second, you didn't even have to do anything wrong. He is obviously the most comfortable flying solo as in my opinion the other three held him back. They'd be all "Let's wait, talk to Splinter and see what he says", Raphael is like "Fuck that, lets go kick Shredders ass" The word would be a safer place if Raphael was leader...fuck that Leonardo. He's completely underrated and a dark horse, best odds in my opinion. Odds 7-1 I will soon post the results of who wins what in this awesome fight arrangement..... |
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