| How to become a pimp in twelve easy steps (Introduction) |
| Firstly, get rid of that silly misconception that some people are born pimps; your pimp status isn�t predetermined or written in the stars, that�s bullshit. It�s down to the pimp in question. A wise pimp once told me, �You reap, what you hoe��..wise words indeed. Because pimpin� is just like anything else in this hustle, bustle rat race we call life, if you try hard you�ll go far (this rule works out for every profession except for politics, that�s about who you know and who you�ll let butt fuck you. Oh, and the church that�s similar to politics. In fact Pimpin� is one of the only honest trades I can think of). Don�t get me wrong, certain people have a flair for it, me for instance. I was born with great potential and a distinct ability, but if I hadn�t knuckled down and practised damn hard I could have ended up a washed up Should-have-been, someone who tells you how they were the next big thing. Instead I worked hard and have become the fine Pimp that speaks today. So if you have this gift, utilise it. It�s precious and should be treated carefully. Not all people are fortunate enough to be born with natural ability but don�t start blubbering like a bitch just yet, I know many fine pimps who started off looking like a hoe with a cigar and a fur coat, but they had grit and are now some of the top pimps on a world stage, all it takes is dedication and a will to win (a bit like record breakers). Another idiotic idea is that all pimps are male, there are many pimpettes roaming in the game. Heck, a few would pimp some of the males into shape. It�s an even playing field one which transcends gender, age, colour, creed or religion. So step outta the Stone Age before I pimp slap your ass (a section on the textbook pimp slap will be given later in the series). I�m also sick and tired of people moaning and bitching about glamorising the pimp game. Whining �Pimps are scum, they shouldn�t be advertised as good people��.how wrong could they be. There are many good pimp as well as many bad ones (kinda like wizards, you know Harry Potter and that dude who wants to kill him). The point I�m trying to make is that all pimps are born neutral, it is to the discretion of the individual what path they take. Because pimpin isn�t just the unlawful renting of prostitutes, it is so much more. Pimping (in my opinion) is the act of overcoming �Bitches�, and I�m not taking about hoes or ladies of the night, but things that get in your way. Things that obstruct your overall well-being. For example if you ace an exam, your pimp slapped the exam and you are pimpin your teacher. You see a pimp isn�t just somebody who protects/beats up hoes, that�s just the most exposed form of pimping. A pimp is someone who controls their surroundings, who is the master of their domain. Being a pimp isn�t an occupation, it�s how you carry yourself. For example Shaft was a pimp and a fine pimp at that. He used his powers for good, but there isn�t a doubt in my mind, because Shaft was one bad ass pimp. So pimp forth, as I revel how to become a pimp in twelve easy steps. |
| The follwing extracts are from my best selling book "How to become a pimp in twelve easy steps" you can find it in all good book stores and some rubbish ones as well.. |