Lets keep this simple shall we, because this in my opinion is the single dumbest quote ever made (apart from the lyrics to that feed the world song with Bob Geldof), and it's made all the time by dumb people normally to their dumb friends who accept this mindless statement as valid conversation matter. Lets look at the facts. You lose something. You look for it. You don't find it. You look somewhere else, still no luck. You look in a different place and jubilation you find whatever it is you were looking for. Now the statement above proves sound for this example and after numerous tests it has become obvious that it checks out for everything that you ever lose and then find again. Here's the question then, why is it always in the last place you look? Is it because the fairys that hide your shit can tell you are getting pissed and so take pitty on you, is it because you put more effort into the last attempt? Hell no, it's because once you've found you stop looking morron. This is mind numbingly obvious, to the point people who don't see it should be terminated to stop them reproducing and spreading around their mindless cretin genes. Stop saying thing that are just plain stupid.
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