I was watching Happy Days in a world of ignorance about a week ago when I looked deeper than the average moron and thought �Hey, who is the Fonze tryin� to kid? He�s like 35 years old and he hangs around with 16 year olds�. This started wheels in motion and started a change of events that were both perverse and sickening. I needed to get to the bottom of this, and if anyone could�.I could.
It wasn�t the fact that hung around with 16 year olds, it�s that he blatantly struggles to impress them with his shitty bike and leather jacket. You know that kid who�s like 16 or 18 at the time but hangs around with 12 year olds�.that�s Fonzie. Those loser kids that try to impress their foetus friends with stupid bullshit stunts, at the time they seem cool, you think �Whoa, how super cool is this person, they can buy cigarettes/alcohol/fireworks and yet they hang around with us, a measly bunch of adolesant mis-fits� then you slowly think about it some more and it painfully becomes obvious �He hangs around with US� until eventually you think �This loser is 16/17/18, they can smoke/drink/blow up whatever the hell they like and instead this cretin chooses to waste their time tryin� to impress prepubescent tearaways with stupid shit like flamethrowers (you know a lighter and a can of Lynx) that�s also Fonzie.
So he has his under age friends and he tries to impress them with pointless shit, what else? Well I don�t claim to know a lot about kiddie fiddlers but it seems to me these fucks always are close to the kiddie getting fiddled. Now the Fonze lived above Ritchie�s house, just above the garage, poor Ritchie�.poor innocent Ritchie, always did have that look�.the look of an Old Russian lady who�d seen too much.
Apart from this what on earth would make me think that the Fonze (American hero) would be a paedophile? Well let�s just go through the activities of the Fonze, day to day. He starts his day by going for a shower and accidentally exposing himself to Ritchie, Ritchie is shocked but when the Fonze replies with a trademark �Heyyy� Ritchie suspects nothing more. He then drops Ritchie off at school, nothing sinister here you may think, �He�s just being nice� you might say�but what you don�t know is that the Fonze�s bike is customised, there is no seat at the back and nothing for poor Ritchie to grasp to, forcing him to grab the next best thing�..the Fonze, the sick bastard may act like this is cramping his �Style� but really it�s part of his plan for cheap kicks. After this he bums around while all his �Friends� are being educated. He then picks up Ritchie, maybe Ralf or Patsi. Then he goes to the Diner, there he meets Al (the Fonze�s only friend over the age of 18 and lets face facts, Al had a face which tells you he likes his kiddies extra young). Then once at the Diner, he snaps his fingers and two 10 year olds come outta nowhere and grasp his arms and he absolutely loves it�.sick fuck, and if this isn�t sick enough he tells Ritchie or someone like him, you know the type. Comb over hairstyle, weedy physique and a cardigan with a big white letter on it. Completely gormless to the sickening scheme of Arthur Fonzarelli. Anyway, he�d say to this kid (cause we shouldn�t beat around the bush that�s what they are�.kids) and he�d say �Heyyy! You, get into my office�, what he failed to mention was that his office was a gent's bathroom, compete with urinal and all, now if you don�t see where that�s goin�..
To me there is no other conclusion, he was a blatant kiddie fiddler, nothing you can say to convince me otherwise, except�..maybe�.Heyyy!