| Scum |
| Cretins |
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| Just look at them, they make me sick. A friend sent me this, thanks for nothing Azeem. I've suffered from sleepless night and an unquenchable need to shit ever since I saw these little horrors. I mean look at them....scum. I hate them, all of them each one of them pisses me off in a new and refreshing way, antagonizing a different part of my brain, all coming out with the same abrupt means "Kill the little shit". This may sound a little harsh to all you vegetarian and European types but it's the only way they'll learn....death. The make me wanna puke, I feel dirty and violated just because I've glanced upon their grubby little faces like a big pure person like a vicar type being forced to watch Animal Farm (that's right with the rats and everything) whilst a "Big girl" called Candy (ha ha, how much of a hooker name is Candy) gyrates in his face. This is my anguish. I don't know why I have the sneaking suspicion they're family....no closer than that, inbred. They are walking adverts for marrying outside the family, see kiddies; this is what happens when your parents are related before marriage. Scum, dirty fucking scum. Swigging beer? How old is she? Four maybe five? She's a mere embryo, a foetus in fact she just spunk and an egg waiting to happen, she shouldn't be drinking at her age. When I was however old that is, girls played hop scotch and made daisy chains, she however drinks scotch and the only thing she does in chains is smoke, what the hell happened? Where did her parents go wrong? Get some fuckin authority. She's the Gobby one the type you wish you could slap so bad, but you can't. You also know she's the type that would fight dirty...real dirty. I'm talking biting, scratching, and chewing on anything that dangles. Bitch. Let�s examine the rest of this barrel of misfits. Well there's the girl with half her head cut off, alas this is a camera trick not result of mass violence, shame. I'm gonna assume (because I'm lazy) she's also a Gobby little skank, probably less than the other one, something un-natural about a girl in a baseball cap that makes her seem worse. Anyhow, �100 says both get knocked up before their 19th Birthday Now on to Bill and Ben, you know the sorry lookin pussys that are making up the numbers. God I hate them. Everything about them, the gormless grin, the "I'm too cool to sun bathe" complexion and a haircut that say "Help". They make me sick over and over, not because of this, far from it in fact. The way they look makes me pity them, I mean just look......I feel quiet sympathetic towards them. Until, WHAM. I notice one; no both of them have made original and witty finger gestures. Wow, just when you thought you could hate no more, they go and do a thing like that. I mean an erect middle finger....wow, what a badass, better not fuck with him, he might flip me the bird. Did you hear that? Yeah, that was me shittin myself because I am that scared that this dude might arrange his fingers in a provocative manor in my general direction....Oh no! And as for Dip Shit number two, holly shit, how funny is that Bunny ear thing behind that kids head? Try not very. Wipe that grin off your face you look like a moron. At last the Brains behind the operation.....ha ha ha ha ha. Look at this punk. What the hell? Is he constipated? Something about him ain't regular. I'm guessing from his dominating central position he's the leader of the pack, and so picks the direction of the "Cru" something about his face says the direction of the crew is always to McDonalds. Now this kid I do pity, to the extent that if I ever see him in the street I'll probably rush over, wrap him in a blanket and suckle him for a month or two....or I might trip him up, you never know 'till the situation arises. Anyhow I do feel sorry for him at the moment; I mean he has nothing going for him....at all. Hardly a looker, so unless he ends up with a really big pay packet (Can you honestly see that happening?) or has a golden personality he should prepare for a life filled with Heinz Tomato soup for one, Bachelor Weekly and a copy of "Juggs" for entertainment.....cause life's gonna be mighty cold. Maybe I've been a little harsh, maybe I've gone a little over the top. But who cares? This is the internet, where nothing should be taken seriously, especially the shit I churn out. So don't cry just yet. "You haven't offended us, but what about the poor mites in the picture?" Vegetarians moan....who gives a fuck? I doubt they'll see it and come after me looking for blood. No, safe in the knowledge that turning on a computer requires more than kicking, punching, spitting or throwing bricks I doubt these brain dead Muppets will ever be able to muster the intellect to connect to the internet. But just incase.....Dude, I'm real sorry, seriously I'll do anything....just....just....don't give me the finger! |