| The Chipmunks were bullshit... |
I have become increasing lazy, so what would have been a well written and eloquent article are mere bullet points. Sorry, I may write the article if I have time�..maybe not. In the 1980�s the idea of �The Chipmunks� were created, it was an idea of three Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon and Theodore) being adopted by a human (Dave). Now I bet you�re thinking �Yes I remember what a hugely entertaining and realistic program that was� but though it pains me to do so, I�ve found some small holes in the whole �concept�. Once again sorry. Chipmunks were bullshit because:- � Chipmunks can�t talk � They aren�t the size of an average human child � Not many people adopt rodents � Chipmunks don�t wear clothes but if they did they wouldn�t just wear a shirt (and a cap in Alvin�s case), this is neither here nor there. They should wear a shirt and trousers or nothing at all. � Chipmunks are dumb, they don�t understand science, cooking or whatever it was that Alvin did�.oh yeah be �Cool�. He skateboarded and wore a cap. Whoa, rebel without a clue. � They can�t sing, dance or act. � Dave was demented�.who adopts chipmunks? � They went to school and nobody noticed that they were�.a little different. � Alvin was supposedly a good skateboarder, his legs appear to be 3 inches long, ask any pro nobody with 3 inch legs can excel at this sport. � Chipmunks can survive in the wild independently; there is no need for an adoption system. � The don�t have thumbs, according to this bullshit representation they do. � They can�t stand up. � In the animal kingdom the biggest is always the alpha male. Therefore Theodore (the chunk ass) would have been leader and Alvin would have been his bitch. |
| why is Alvin the only one with a letter on his shirt? what an asshole. |
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