| A-Z of things that piss me off... |
| A is for Acupuncture. Firstly I need to set the record straight, it isn't just acupuncture. It's every one of these new age medicines. All bullshit. Acupuncture, aromatherapy, feng shui....all raging bullshit. It's just an idea that takes certain eastern philosophies and sells them to moronic westerners in a search for "culture" and ethnic diversity. What ever happened to drugs...stop workin? When was it that pricking myself would relieve and stress or pain? You can tell me all the "Sensitive point" theories and educate me about "chi" and "energy" if you feel it's appropriate but please...please don't expect me to buy into this bullshit. Not to offend people who practise genuine eastern traditions, Buddhism is perhaps the most open world religion I know and I respect it, but what is it with all these idiotic muppets who think they're Chinese because they arrange their furniture in a certain way. It doesn't make you Chinese, it makes you stupid. Aromatherapy, what the hell is that good for? Picture the scene.... Some time during the next world war (come on its inevitable)... Billy: Jimmy....I....I think I'm gonna die. Jimmy: That's crazy talk Billy, you're gonna be just fine...I promise Billy. Billy: I don't know Jimmy. I been hit real bad...I need a doctor..... Jimmy: Don't worry Billy I have some essence of Vanilla and Eucalyptus oil in my pack, we'll have you as good as new in no time. Billy: Thank God! I'll sniff the pain away... Can you honestly see that happening? My final thought on this is please....stop embracing culture if it's no more than a fad, you look silly. I'm all for a multi cultural society but idiots who think they're girl friends name in Chinese on their shoulder or the fact that they drink Darjeeling tea makes them cultured. I don't like this using world cultures as pop trends, something to fill the lives of financially sound house wives with too much time on their hands�.get a dog. |
| This is a Chinese tattoo, it roughly translates as �I am a moronic western ass hole, I have lots of money and love spending it on shitty pop fads. I have no personality so try to make up for this with �outrageous� things like tattoos and dyed hair� or peace�..one or the other. |
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