fun

1. Why dont you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that POPS up!
2. (motion for girl to come with one finger) If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five!!
3. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
4. If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
5. Fuck me if I m wrong... but havent we met before?
6. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
7. I wanna use your thights as earmuffs
8. Are those real?
9. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock
10. (offer a girl/guy a screw) Wanna screw?
11. Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you... Of course, if I was on you I' d be cumming too
12. The word of the day is LEGS, so lets go to my house and spread the word
13. The only place I wanna go is south of the border
14. Hey do you know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I ll tell you!
15. Why dont you come over and we can do math in bed : add the bed, substract the clothes, divide the legs and I ll multiply?
16. What 's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
17. Nice dress, can I talk to you out of it?
18. Mmmmmmmmmmmm, you bring new meaning of the word "edible"
19. So, do you want to see something really swell?
20. Excuse me but is your last name Gilette? Cos you are the best a man can get!
21. Hey baby.... can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
22. My shirt 's chaffing me...
23. Excuse me miss, do you give head do strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself
24. They call me milk, because I do your body good
25. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
26. Hey baby, wanna wrestle?
27. Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer i no) Ok, then can we just practice?
28. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy
29. I know milk does your body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
30. They say the best things in life are free.... They lied (but I do accept American Express)
31. This Valentine 's Day, I really want you to know how I feel... So you'd better use both handds
32. You can feel the magic between us... No lower!
33. You're on my mind this Valentine's Day... I'd prefer you on my bed
34. his Valentine's day, I want you to know that I m head over heels for you...and I know some other positions too
35. I'd walk a milion miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue
36. You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
37. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public
38. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?
39. Wanna play army? I'll lay you down and you can blow the hell out of me
40. Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya
41. Can I have your phone number? Cos I lost mine