B'Elanna Torres walked into the turbolift to see Seven of Nine and Tom Paris making out.

"Tom!" she gasped. "Seven! How dare you."

"B'Elanna, I can explain," Tom said. "I was on my way to find you when she cornered me--"

"Why would she do that?" Torres demanded.

Seven of Nine smirked. "I already proved I could steal Captain Janeway's relationship, and I now have shown I can steal yours." Smugly, "Truly, it is confirmed. I am perfection."

Before Seven could finish gloating, the turbolift plummeted and killed Seven and Paris.

"Whoops," Torres smiled, removing her hand from the controls.

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