The crew of Voyager was shocked one day when Jar Jar Binks hailed them.
They stared in awe as he gazed with sad eyes at the crew, and then told Seven, “Janeway never told you what happened to your father.”
“She told me enough! She told me the Borg assimilated him!”
“No,” Jar Jar Binks said. “I am your father. You are my love child with Pamela Anderson.”
“NOOOO! Am I truly that annoying?” Seven screamed.
“What’s more, here is your twin brother,” Jar Jar intoned.
Wesley Crusher stepped forward at Jar Jar Binks’s shoulder. “Hey sis.”
Seven looked at Janeway with tear filled eyes. “I guess I truly am an irritating character, am I not?”
Janeway exchanged an uncertain glance with her. “Well, you stole my show... you claim to be the best looking, strongest, smartest, most unique person here... the writers make me an idiot to make you look smart, make Chakotay,” nod to Chakotay, “Look spineless to make you look brave, they make Tuvok look weak to make you look strong, they make Torres look inept to make you look like a better engineer, they make Torres and Paris look like jerks to make you look moral and descent, they make the Doctor look egotistical to make you look better, they make Kim look like a lovesick puppy to make you look sexy--”
“Who?” Seven demanded. “Who’s ‘they’?”
Janeway stared at her grimly. “The Braga and the Berman.”
“Seven,” Jar Jar Binks called to her. “Join us. Join your brethren. Together, we can rule the galaxy as annoying father annoying brother and annoying daughter.”
Seven took Jar Jar Binks up on his offer.
Fortunately, though, along came Darth Vader and he blew Jar Jar Binks, Seven of Nine, and Wesley Crusher out of the sky. The universe was again cleansed of irritating perfect Mary Sues and annoying Star Wars characters.