a few days ago i had interviewed that dumb ass CEO guy of 4Kids entertainment Al Kohen asking him a bunch of Questions about how he has ruinened the reputation of good anime. Remember this interview never realy happened but site http://www.animenewsnetwork.com did in fact interview him but this is my made up interview with the big moron
me: why do you always change the theme songs for all the dubs and replace the songs with crappy music?
Al: well we love to piss off those hardcore anime fans by doing this, not to mention this way we get less viewers and we may want money but it's much more fun to anger hardcore fans then make a profit
me: ok now i herd your compony has once again made a new logo what would that be?
Al: well are newest logo is "we would much rather anger a hardcore anime fan then make a profit" i think it's a great phrase cause kids will love us much more if we are not money hungry!
me: *mumbling* sick bastard *end mumbling* so now about your take out anything remotily bad but then you back it up poorly
Al: well we like to make kids suspicous that we did something to edit it that way they will hate us more then we tell them what we did to mess it up and they hate us everyone wins
Me: now i hear that you stoped production of any future un-cut DVD's, why?
Al: well they were just a bit too sucessful and more people were buying them then we thought and we were pleesing too many hardcore fans so we stoped production he he he
me: ok now i also herd that you had shown at an anime convention a very good stay to the origonal version of One Piece opening that you promised to use then when it airs it's another crappy music change when you promised not to do why?
Al: we lie we tricked you we promised not to mess up One Piece but then we trick you and change the theme song to yo ho ho he took a bite of dong gong we think it's pretty funny don't you?
me: no not realy, anyway why do you bother why don't you just let FUNimation dub anime instead?
Al: simple we want to get our hand on as much anime as possible so we can mess it up but sadly FUNimation got there hands on whats the best anime ever and they make everyone happy, if we got our hands on it we could realy mess it up but sadly they got it
me: well thank god you didn't get DBZ, now i have to know doing all this stuff to make anime fans mad how do you guys make profit?
Al: oh no we don't make any profits we just steel money from competters or extort money by thretining the show creaters that we will dub there anime unless they give us $1,000,000 U.S. they either pay up or suffer
me: thats mean, any way i'm wondering do have mental problems?
Al: as a matter a fact i do i'm retarded, gay, scitzufranic, insane, a drug addict, and lots of other things i don't remember
me: ok now recently Naruto has aired very faithful to the origonal and was free of any of the crap you give and turned out to get a huge amount of hits has this taught you anything at all?
Al: yes as a matter of fact it has it means that i need to steel it from VIZ so i ca screw it up and make it loose it's popularity but fans don't worry i promise i will treat it just as good as i treated One Piece in fact i will even make an english vocal of the japanese song and then change it to being a nice cool "Ninja Rap" oh and those japanese names got to go so say good bye to Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura and hello to Deven, Sam and Katie and we also plan to make an even more annoying dub imnsert catch phrase believe it was just not annoying enough hows "my names Deven Usaio i'm gonna be the ninja king" sound? oh and we will replace the alredy not so perfect voices and swich them with horrible and innopropate voices
me: you monster someone must stop you