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Marvin sent me this picture the other day.  Notice his collar is turned up in the "James Dean" manner.  I believe he thinks he is "sexy". I think he looks like a "tuna".  How about you?  Tell me. Email me at [email protected]
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single white (albino) seeks tall hansome man with black hair and a tan to share passionate snugglebunnies and to jump up and down with on a trampoline. 
Loving lesbian couple looking for a lost dog.  (we didn't lose a dog,  We just want someone else's......so they cant have it.)
I hate classifieds, I just wanted all of you people who read them to get a life.  It costs so much money to put them in the paper.  This one that I am writing cost 100$.  I wrote it to prove a point.  I also happen to be a 42 year old man/ 5'6'/ looking for a sexy young mistress to murder my significant other.
So I ended up having a birthday party.  It was really fun, and a suprise.  I wasn't suprised though, because I found out two weeks before it happened.  As a matter of fact,the article in the last issue was just a ploy to throw all of you readers off.  HAHA!!!  I got lots of good presents and a stripper.
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