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| Marvin sent me this picture the other day. Notice his collar is turned up in the "James Dean" manner. I believe he thinks he is "sexy". I think he looks like a "tuna". How about you? Tell me. Email me at [email protected] | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| single white (albino) seeks tall hansome man with black hair and a tan to share passionate snugglebunnies and to jump up and down with on a trampoline. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Loving lesbian couple looking for a lost dog. (we didn't lose a dog, We just want someone else's......so they cant have it.) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I hate classifieds, I just wanted all of you people who read them to get a life. It costs so much money to put them in the paper. This one that I am writing cost 100$. I wrote it to prove a point. I also happen to be a 42 year old man/ 5'6'/ looking for a sexy young mistress to murder my significant other. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So I ended up having a birthday party. It was really fun, and a suprise. I wasn't suprised though, because I found out two weeks before it happened. As a matter of fact,the article in the last issue was just a ploy to throw all of you readers off. HAHA!!! I got lots of good presents and a stripper. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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