| Newsweek |
| So my birthday is really REALLY soon, and though I am extremely excited about it because I will be of age to smoke and get piercings and tatoos and rent porn and go to titty bars, no one else seems to care. True everyone has birthdays, but think about it this way, wouldn't you want someone to aknowledge that YOU were one year closer to the end of your life? I'M GETTING OLD HERE!! PAY ATTENTION!!! |
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| It has been scientifically proven that Batman is cooler than Superman. Represent. (quote from President Bush's next address to the nation) |
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| Gossip Column Today I heard that skinny was selling herself to anyone who would give her ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! I heard that she said that she thought that she heard her cousin's friend tell her mom that she was pregnant with her ex-boyfriend's sister's second uncle in law's baby. If you want to ask her about it, you can contact her at anytime at [email protected]. Please do write. She is waiting on you. |
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| If you want to complain or have anything added to Newsweek, please do contact the editor as she is running out of things to put in the paper. You know where I am. |