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Newsweek

Letters to the Editor: It is true that Newsweek has become quite popular within the Kingdom of Catrin the Great, and without our loyal readers, we would not exist. Therefore, when readers write in to critique and comment on out content, then it is only fair that they recieve the same amount of publicity.

Your website is neet and stuff. If the Catrin would like I would like to give input on the news thingy and stuff. I wrote this on the Guest book but it didn't write it all so I smote it
twice.

SOrry squrrles watch me and adam too if you wrote without periods would it still be writing hmmm the current temperature is forty six degrees the I found a monkey and he liked to play patty cake with a bat wraped in barbed wire the current time is 6:51 am and I have been awake since yesterday can you catch your refrigerator it's reealy big and I don't think my arms
will fitt around it If you used a car to catch your refrigerator will it go boom or clunk or crash Oh thats right site is neet need kelly input must have kelly input and stuff

         and stuff,
                   Kelly Royall
                                       the Prince of stuff a things
                                                       and possibly a moose
                                          not a big one
                                                            just a small one
The prince of stuff and things and a wee moose
     OOOooooo! The prince of stuff and things and a shiny        wee moose

    P.S.
         This is what you have left when you remove Q and R.

dear editor,

i was reading your collum today and i most appriciated it. it was so insightful and inspiring that i wish to prescribe weekly so that i may chatch up on old tmes and learn what is new there. i am sorry i was meaning to send this letter weeks ago but it fell behind the cat and i didn't not see it until i moved the cat because it was dead. i was first tiped off to its death when it did not move for three days straight then i was suspicious so i decided to wait a few more days to see if it would get up to eat; it did not. then i approached the cat with extreem caution but when i was five feet from it i realized it smeeled worse that josh wihch i know is hard to do, this also was a large bright green arow that somthing was not right. at this point i knew this was not a job i could do on my own so i called in a friend that owed me a favor to come and help me dispose of the cat. once the cat was properly placed in a bag, in a pool and then rescued by joni (who took it home and is now getting its rabis vaccin as week speak) we were able to get along with our lives as normal.

sincerily Adam P.I.

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