Going once, going twice
you think you own my lips
you think you bought them
nice...

well, I'm coming once
and I'm coming twice
to kick your ass
with all my might

because

Chorus:

People like you think
all they have to do
is wave a paddle at me
or mutter some mundane phrase
and my ass is right there for you
my lips are spread bare for you
to graze on all you please

well my tits don't work that way
i'm not an all-you-can-eat buffet
with a flashing sign pointing to
my loose and broken driveway

Going once, going twice
you squatter, you claimed my ass
grabbed it like fresh produce
fast...

I'm still coming once
I will come on twice
to claim my size ten foot up your
ten gallon ass
better run fast
because...

[repeat chorus]

well, this "girl" she don't work that way
give me your paddle and I'll
shred it like wheat right here today

No, you can't stay, can't win
any piece of this "lay"
you've been banished from the auction house
BOO!
run away!

I can't believe you thought
that all you had to do
was wave a paddle, and snap your dirty fingers
and I would lay all on the line for you
no, no these lips are not for sale
no, no this ass is neither too
be glad a shoe stain on your
territorial bad side is all I gave to you
...
SOLD! to the original owner