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| Muscle shirt Muscle shirt for sale. Sale due to no muscles. call 555 650832. ask for lewis |
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| Height of fashion For sale. Outfit to make you the envy of your friends and the fantasy of all women. the all in one is back! Click here to see |
| SBM Flatulance Freak is sniffing around for a full figured lady for romantic candlelit bean dinners, bubble baths, and wind surfing. Will answer all scents. Please respond to my ad at Box 1428 |
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| Elephant boy seeks seal girl for circus fun. This attractive, professional, college educated pachyderm is looking for a fish eater who knows how to have a good time. No walruses. Box 6174 |
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| TRAIN TO BE A REAL WOMAN AT HOME ! You can learn it all. Feminine techniques, sewing, cooking, flirting, and more. Be a real woman - send for our home study course. Sign up now and receive deluxe make-up kit. The Bush Academy, 1422 K Street, Washington DC, 20086 (Special courses available for men) |
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| For Sale 17" womens menstrual cycle with NO guarantee. Sale due to THE FRIKKIN THING NOT WORKING IN THE FIRST PLACE SO GET IT OUTTA MY FACE SHITHEAD. |
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| Uber baby for sale due to lack of space. Enjoys a good spanking. Comes complete with XL nappies and wet wipes. Click here for photo. Call 268-1212 and ask for Alistair. |
| For Sale. One spleen from white male, blood group AB. In perfect working order. Would suit young Prof. �200 ono. Will swap for Kidney. Can delliver. Box Ad242 |
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| Help Your lady out. Does your woman have problems polishing your mushroom.. well not any more. Uniquie new formula mushroom polish will help her build up a shine in no time... or your money back! |
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| Second hand arse On sale due to large crack. One previous owner. Slightly worn due to misuse. Twenty quid. Viewing times arranged at convenience. Contact Sydney Oxblood on 0271 555 7892 |
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