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Name : Big Brains
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Message : A simple solution to the absent fart machine controller = pull the end of an extended index finger, this will automatically generate a pop from the attached bum hole.
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Name : Alistair
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From : the 298B-boys
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Hi there dwc fans, Glad to see you are all enjoying the guestbook.. although less references to our anuses would be appreciated.
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Name : Cockny Rebel
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Message : That goofy one called Lewis is a right ugly twat,who thinks he`s funny, can we have less pictures of him PLEASE!!!! And get rid of cookery corner. Cool website apart from that lads
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Name : Lewis
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From : dickswithoutchicks
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : That message saying I'm ugly and have goofy teeth was hurtful and unnecessary. Whoever wrote it should grow up, I'm just as god made me.
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Name : swiss
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From : swiss
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Hay you guys are crazy!!! the is a message from swiss the king of rock and roll baby" keep the under the bonnet clean girls" hay "guys hold it at the base and till it shines" bye all you crazy people
swiss
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Name : Lemmy 'out of' Motorhead
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From : my own putrid stench
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : I light of the above comments i believe that there should be a small corner of this website that is dedicated to 'THE KING OF ROCK AND ROLL BABY' (or Swiss). Surely there is none more worthy than he and his constant inane drivel. More power to poopy pants
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Name : Sir Talbot Buxomly
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From : Dunny-on the-Wold
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Email : I beg your pardon
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Message : It minds me not that he dresses like a mad parrot & talks like a plate of beans negotiating their way out of a cow's digestive system. It is no skin off my rosy nose that there are bits of lemon peel floating down the Thames that would make better chefs t
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Name : Elvis
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From : The Kingdom of the Lord
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Message : Man,The King of Rock'n'Roll eh?
Come up here and say that you lil' shite. I'll have your teeth for trophies. Holy mama.
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Name : Johnny Bravo
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From : The big apple
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Message : That Swiss geezer gonna feel my blue suede shoes up is arris. There's only one King man.
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Name : Ben Fold
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From : New Jork
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Leave poor old Swiss alone, he is the indesputable KING OF ROCK AND ROLL BABY and deserves respect, it's not his fault he can't write that well, he is only 27 after all.
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Name : Cockney Rebel
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From :
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Message : Guy`s, what`s going on? I didn`t know two year olds were logging on to this site, is that Swiss mentally handicapped??? Could anyone else understand what the fuck he was going on about? And as for the new Cookery Corner, it sums it up really, GAY. Get rid
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Name : A Lion
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From : The Jungle
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Email : King Of The Jungle
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Message : Hope this smuck's not gonna be plumming for my title as well.
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Name : T Rex
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From : 120 million years ago
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Email : ?
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Message : Stay away from mine aswell. I've been extinct far too long to have earnt that title you phoney.
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Name : Cockney Rebel
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From :
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : I wish all you lot would shut up. I am the one and only King, you are all nothing but commoners!!! All bow to King Cockney, ruler of all.
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Name : swiss
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Message : I love your comments and I hope you are all well, but it's not my fault I am from the south-east part of swiss cottage from the land of never never land. I knowing as the king of dyslexia as well as the rock en roll baby. Thanks for abusive words of wisdo
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Name : swiss
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From :
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Message : Anyway I�m out of there you abhorrent bastards
Love you long time
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Name : Cockny Rebel
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From : The Magical World of Swiss
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Hay guys. Great this what is a website. Stupid am not, I was dropped on head a lot when baby. I wish you`d just shut up Swiss. If you haven`t got anything sensible to say, SHUT UP!!!!
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Name : leroy brown
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From : TWATSVILLE
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : THIS NIGHTTIME WORK IS BALLS!!SWISS PUT YOR FREEKING BRAIN IN GEAR BEFORE TYPING YOU FWAT FWUCK!!!
COCKNEY REBEL YOU CAN FUCK OFF!!
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Name : Hare Stinka Midelfinga
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From : Hare Hare Hare Hare
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Peace amongst my brothers. There is too much swearing. Calm words and actions to greet your day. The Cockney Rebel, the Swiss. Please calm down. Breathe. Wankers.
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Name : the Rabbit Lady
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From : Sonning, England
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : found your site in the confessions section of Femail - you guys are going to be famous!!
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Name : Cockny Rebel
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From :
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Now that I`ve seen a picture of Swiss, I can understand why he writes like a tit, but he does make me laugh. And as for you Leroy Brown, you`re almost a bigger twat than Lewis!!!!
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Name : Cockny Rebel
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From :
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Hi guys, still enjoying your site. Just wanted to take advantage of the guestbook to reveal that I am a homosexual. I Hope you will hold it against me.
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Name : Ed 'Ladies Choice' Love the 3rd
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From : Arkansas
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Email :
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Message : I knew that Cockney guy was a total fag man... maybe we can get it on baby boy..I gotta whooooole lotta lovin goin on. man.
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Name : Sir Talbot Buxomly
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From : Dunny-on the-Wold
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Email : I beg your pardon
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Message : Before I continue I would just like to say that the booted boney thing with 5 toes at the end of my leg will conect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects that in the trousers of anyone who attemps to mock me.
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Name : Man With No Name
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From : The Fopp
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Email : fopp@foppishness
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Message : That quiet hansome devil on your 'gallery'; the Man With No Name is no-other than The Fopp.
Currently where-abouts: some louche lounge, in a velvet jacket off the Cally Road nr. Islington.
Has been seen in a whhite Vitara & on two wheels with similar t
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Name : The Fopp
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From : Foppipshness
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Email :
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Message : Piccy looks like I've just 'pleased' someone or sucking on a big one.
Ah the Cally Road, all manner or weirdos...
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Name : Fausto
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From : Brazil
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : That is cool!!!!
Boa sorte!!
I miss greats time in London!
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Name : Dr. Johnson
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From : 18th Century
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Email : fattyknowitall@dictionaries'R'us.com
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Message : Sir Talbot Buxomly, please refrain from hijacking my verbiage, and that of others, as appeared in that most humerous of televisual offerings Blackadder III. I thank you.
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Name : ginger
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From : putney
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : lets all try to get along fellas.. I'm off home to make some delicious toast a la Lewis, I'm conjuring up images of nutty Peckams bread as i type...
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Name : Lord Compton Snatchbiskit
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From : Tales in India
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Email :
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Message : Three hours with my man servant left me hot and sweaty.We certainly pulled a few but rubbed them better at tea time.Oh, the joys of jogging in New Delhi.Superb
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Name : Frank
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From : esher
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Email : Frank@esher
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Message : Nice to see Van Morrison get a proper job at pancake house after all these years.
much love.
Frank.
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Name : Alistair
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From : here
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Sign up now for the DWC mailing list and get regular updates on the antics of the guys and the world of dickswithoutchicks.. go to contacts to get on the list
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Name : smudge
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From : narre warren east
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Hi, um....I smell. Well, actually I smell alot. I need help. Does anyone know why? If so, how I can fix this problem. Please head message with "To smudge.."
thankyou,
Smudge
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Name : virginia bottomly
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From :
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Email :
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Message : van morrison didn't get a job in A pancake he got a job in THE golden pancake house.... you see they don't actually make pancakes, just kebabs and burgers
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Name : Tam O'Shanter
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From : Fraserburgh
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Email : [email protected]
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Message : Most interested to read your beer report. After any hard night's boozing, I always want to lech at every passing girl. Does this confirm my long held theory that the fairer sex are nothing but a pack of raging lesbians?
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