Short Jokes 2
A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first-grade
class using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children all the same
kind of Lifesaver and asked them, "What is the flavor, and what color
is it?"
The children began to say, "Red . . . cherry . . . yellow . . . lemon . . . lime . . . green . . . orange . . . orange."
Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children suck
on them for a while, but can't decipher the taste. "Well," he said,
"I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother would call your
father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and
yelled: "Everybody spit it out, they're assholes!"
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar-
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive
blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
he man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese
sandwich."
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