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| Tales From The Common Room |
| This will be a weekly updated section describing the horrors that the good Squires of Cardinal Heenan High School must endure throughout there daily routine. To such delectable quotes from the likes of Micheal Dinn, or Paul Hornby, and even myself, amongst other charecters I encounter on my routine expiditions in to the Fire filled belly or THE COMMON ROOM! Enjoy |
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| Keep it clean, Shag the Queen - Willo |
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| We CAN have a Bolshevick revelolution - Lainey |
| I will update this page very, very soon baby! |
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| Ian Bailey - In the tune of IN THE NAVY! |
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| Sir, was Shakespear gay with Oscar Wilde? - Fieldy |
| Wash your head before you speak to me, Bitch! - Squire Mal |
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| Lend Me Your Oats - Dinny |
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| Shes just a fucking Dinner lady - Mal |
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| I can see why she works in a dimly lit shop! - Smobby |
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| Films are fake, Reality is real, Therefore, Lockstock is fake, And hairdresses are real - Kev/Me |
| PINK BELLY, PINK BELLY - Kev/Me |
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| Can you Imagine Baileys sweaty brow looming over you in the throws of Passion |
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