History

Stephen Hawkings once wrote A Brief History Of Time, which was hailed as one of the defining achievments of our time as Dr Hawkings had done something totally new. He wrote a book even though he has no use of his hands. He used only the power of his mind. Since then he has tutored many students, including David Blaine and Uri Geller, and is respected for his power. Well now I, The Unknown, Will do one better. I will write A Brief History Of Time with my BARE HANDS!!! Plus I can almost assure you there will be little, if any, drool. Many of the things you may not believe. Many of the things may urge you to call the PO-LEASE, but please, I beg off you, Love! Many things have happened in the past that may be worth telling, but i will go back no more than 2 years.

In January this site was witnessed, unannounced.
This is Peter. He simply has problems. But on that night Mick was smelling my sisters friends socks and underwear so Kev put some underwear on his head. Mick didn't realise and gave a euphoric sniff. It was Kevin's farthers. Tears followed.
Another story of Mick involves a Lady. He had luckily pulled and was in bed with her when she fell asleep, so as she cleary wanted sex, he gave it to her. Rape i hear you say. Well not really. She did consent to it. We think.A few more things. Harris lost his Virginty to a prostitue who then mugged him as he slept. Peter beat a prostitute Killer. Smobby Lives in Kendel Park. Kev danced on raw chicken in the stockroom of KFC with Alan multiple times and were also involved in an armed raid. There were axes involved. Not very pleasent I was told. Alan was chased through a cemitary by a cult during the midnight hour. Kev, Mick and Peter were forced to spend the night in a bus depo in Nottingham only to by a disgruntled depo manager if they slept were to be arrested as they would be vagrents. Kev, Peter, Smobby and Paddy all work for the same shit bank but were good friends before hand. And finally Mick hasn't had sex in over a year, but recieved a sparkling blowjob from a un-named mother.